Real Wheeling Mayor

Hi

Our general staff are amazing! The day-to-day employees at various departments do amazing work for our city. It’s our city manager, assistant city manager, city solicitor and press relations employees who choose to keep our city in the dark ages. We must change!

Looking to move to Wheeling? We’d love to have you! We promise to ignore your calls, tear down our historic landmarks, gaslight you when you complain and continue lining our pockets while you struggle! #FriendlyCity #WheelingWV

As well, you can apply to be a part of one of our many boards and commissions! Applicants who tow the administration’s beliefs will be considered ONLY. All others will be politically targeted for harassment by our best and brightest geriatric or part-time staff!

Breaking: The City of Wheeling is looking for fresh new faces to join our team! Qualifications: (1) be white, (2) be over 50, (3) have no desire to be accountable to the citizens and (4) be willing to do the bare minimum (i.e. clock in and that’s it)! Please apply! #WheelingWV

Fuck it, city cancelled. Don’t text

‘Morgantown advances urban camping ban despite opposition’ Community members, medical experts, and service providers say a camping ban is punitive, dangerous, cruel, and ineffective. Councilors advanced the ban anyways. wheelingfreepress.com/p/morgantown-a…

'Wheeling resident John Russell delivers pro-working class primetime DNC speech' More Perfect Union reporter John Russell spoke at the Democratic National Convention in Chicago. Here’s what he had to say and the message he hopes the party listens to. wheelingfreepress.com/p/wheeling-res…

Y’all play too much I’m dissolving the city

Wow

The current (FAKE) mayor, Glenn Elliott, has never mentioned the word GAY in any of tweet. The only mention of “LGBT” was in defense of his own record. If you aren’t with us, you’re against us—and he hasn’t done the work to prove he’s with us. As the REAL mayor is say hi gay!

We are an increasingly anti-social country. One look of the replies and you’ll see what I mean. Y’all mad about this? Create a group and make your own street art. If not, shut up and enjoy the ride!

As the REAL mayor of Wheeling, I 100% endorse this! Not only is street art beautiful, it also increases visibility and safety for pedestrians.

‘Wheeling's ‘Whodunit?’ Mudslinging mailers flood voter's mailboxes ahead of May 14 election’ thehudsoneditorial.com/p/wheeling-who…

@WheelingMayor You’re so real for this babe

@Stoked_on_Earth @ChuckCallesto @atensnut Hope you have a bad day today 💛

BREAKING NOW: ⚠️ Massive police response in Washington D.C… DEVELOPING..

@YogscastGames Would love to see a bar-type restaurant. Serving all the pub faves and drinks, too! Will be playing on switch

7 days til PlateUp! console means it's giveaway time! We’ve got one digital key for each console up for grabs. To enter: -follow us -like & repost this post -comment below with your preferred console (Switch/Xbox/PS5) and a food you’d love to see in the game! Ts & Cs in bio!

These punks are banned from West Virginia. They’re traitorous scum. If they step foot across state lines I swear as eternal mayor to reinstate the death penalty specifically for them.

Under my administration, the only thing we will demolish is food from local businesses.

I am the protector of the sacred @MayorWheeling username