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@Colleen_Parker2 @Hertz Yeah what gives @Hertz? My company is contracted with you guys but no more after this display of embarrassment. #NayNay #neveragain #CustomerService #embarrassment #ShameOnYou

Conflicted like an affliction t-shirt. #edhardy

@Jenna_Marbles Love you gal! In a world full of Aries stay Virgo fam! #virgang

@Jenna_Marbles when you’re trending on bing news because “making my dog a bed out of soap” is a thing lol. wired.com/story/youtube-…

@MeanStreetsOMA when OPD low key promotes your mixtape.

"The suspect was advised to sell the hottest mixtape of 2018 elsewhere." #OmahaScanner

When you low key know you’re the favorite child. #sorrynotsorry #blessed #siblingrivalry

I entered a giveaway for a chance to win "Soundsmith Premium Guitar Capo - Designed For..." by SoundSmith. giveaway.amazon.com/p/94e1916f69a1… #giveaway

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I entered a giveaway for a chance to win "Oda Kitchen Professional Blender - Commercia..." by ODA Kitchen. giveaway.amazon.com/p/acc298230e82… #giveaway

Vaginas are hot pockets of stank. #gross #ewww #NoThanks #HellNo

@carlyincontro I'm not sure costco does brand deals lol #momstuff

Either someone's smoking some dank ass weed. Or a skunk just sprayed some dank ass fire. #weed #dank #skunk #lit #mystery #smokeweedeveryday

Got a fidget spinner yesterday, now I think I might have to go to rehab. #addicted #fidgetspinner #IHateMyself

Fuck you Michael Pencil. #WalkoutND twitter.com/abc/status/866…

People on Instagram be like #nofilter (clearly uses filter) #fakeassbitch #instafail #instafake #instakarma #Instagram

Bill O'Reilly looks like an older more miserable Tom Hanks. #RunForrest #OReillyFactor

Days of our lives the only show where your character can die 300 times but still come back to life. #Days #Suspense #Drama #Stefano #really

Chloe's always fucking worried. Like take a xanax B. We got problems too. #Days #Drama #WheresWill twitter.com/nbcdays/status…

@Colleen_Parker2 twitter.com/owhnews/status…

Remind your friends who support Trump that the press only reports the news. Donald Trump is doing this to himself.