Mbasela

I don’t realise how weird my life is until someone tells me😭. I don’t have a house, I just live in random remote places doing side quests and most of my stuff like title deeds, clothes, birth certificate, passport and pistol are in a sports bag but I promise you I’m not a hobo💀

God’s plan for me doesn’t involve LinkedIn at all

Even the messenger we shoot

My favourite Africans are Zambians BTW. I'm not sure why, but I've never met a Zambian I didn't like. Every single one I know is just a pleasure to be around, both male and female. Hope I haven't jinxed it now sha🤐

if a lazo like me is in the last, what more you for church

a toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

@TheRapGiant Real

@Mbasela__ Then go ahead your taste buds deserve that pizza bro

Suza Kuta pizza boi just buy nshima you'll be alright 😒

I feel sorry for y’all, man. This is normal.

@ProphetOfKings_ 🤣

After this bine finishes I’m buying pizza

the older i get the more i understand why some people disappear and never explain.

you can lock in without deactivating your socials btw.

@willykasonka Last

@Mbasela__ You earned. Tripple decker with extra meat and cheese...nachi fanta

Poverty can make you think people drinking alcohol are wasting money.

@Don_OmariWest 🤣🤣

@Mbasela__ Ine ikangotha iyi I think am done with Internet 😂😭😭

Kaya where I’ll find money for my next bundle

@IrvineLupi40034 I need bundles for that

@Mbasela__ Join only fans

@ArmstrongKamwi So real

You have used 90% more than a heartbreak message

@Davidnextdoor_X Real

Even going offline when this finishes until month end.

@Bambina1908 🗣️Rezzaaaaa

If you need to communicate with me just scream I'll hear