Wilson

I’m literally shaped like a pear and I can’t buy ANYTHING online and I’m forever salty.

@15belriv PREACH

My man went to jimmy johns to get me a sandwich but also went to Culver’s for himself. He brought me back a few pretzel bites because he knew I’d be salty if I didn’t get any. And this is why I love this man.

Ope, dye*

I literally just got my hair done and when I walked into WORK like three people are like “that’s not blonde, that’s white. “ “That’s silver” “ that’s not even blonde” I DID NOT DIE MY HAIR TO PLEASE ANYONE BUT MYSELF EAT A BAG OF DICKS

I want eyelash extensions SO BAD

Wish I paid attention in Spanish cause now I wanna go back and learn it

@15belriv Oh my gosh, that abbreviation is not a thing 😂😂😂

How is my baby going to be two in a few days? Can we just go back to when he was a tiny squirm and didn’t have an attitude 🥺

@cicithompson1 My animals

@McKlaye Who to do I need to beat the shit out of to make you feel even slightly better?❤️

I want to self isolate myself for months because my night was that shitty

If you know where I work and you come there and know me.. Just know I will never judge you for anything. I am a safe place in and out of work ❤️

@alys0nfarrell @hydro_jug I need to buckle down and buy one! I was waiting for the new sleeves and then they released them and they are ugly! Lol

@15belriv We need a kid date!

I need mom friends. Bad.

Watching someone that has never been held accountable for their actions CONTINUE to get away with their toxic behavior just really chaps my ass.

Do you ever just work so much that you’re like, I really need a break, just one day off. And then you get that day off and you’re so bored you call everyone cause you need human interaction? Cause same.

I need pointless shit to buy on Amazon. Someone enlighten me

We have lived here for almost three years and we still don’t have kitchen chairs because I’m THAT indecisive (picky). 🥸

Keegan is a year and a half and knows the entire alphabet. I did something right.