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@TheAthleticFC Prince Andrew put up a better defence of his Titles.

No title defence is over after nine league games, but Liverpool’s attempt feels like it is heading that way quickly. From a side that was so assured and calm last season, Arne Slot’s team couldn’t look further from the unit that strolled to the Premier League title. 🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/67447…

@MasonMLFC Irony bypass operation

“You scouse bastard” chant the United fans to Manchester born referee Anthony Taylor🤣🤣🤣 fucking idiots

@rich_toronto Had bacon flavored ice cream in Vegas. Bacon improves everything except your cholesterol.

I’m going to open a bacon restaurant. Every dish will have bacon as a part of it. Bacon and eggs. Bacon burger. Club sandwich with bacon. BLT. Bacon omelettes. Bacon pizza. Bacon pasta. Vegetarian bacon (ok, not this)

@BelfastLive Should be embarrassing.

BBC Question Time to be broadcast from Belfast tonight belfastlive.co.uk/news/northern-…

When you bump into Neil Jones from Atone Foundation.

@stonefoundation Looking forward to seeing you in Belfast tomorrow night. It's been a long wait.

This weekend the band head over to Ireland to play Dublin (tonight) & Belfast (Saturday) Last few tickets on sale now at stonefoundation.co.uk Stage times 8.15pm Dublin & 9pm Belfast #dublin #belfast

@BogRatsSC @SkyNews Every cloud

@SkyNews In a way, its a good thing. Could mean eurovision is scrapped altogether.

Netherlands joins Ireland in threatening to boycott Eurovision if Israel takes part trib.al/vqwiUKu

@TheAthleticFC Had the pleasure of watching this in an Italian bar in Montorossa. Poor locals going through every emotion. Fantastic night.

HT: Israel 1-1 Italy ⚽️ Israel 2-1 Italy (Dor Peretz 52’) ⚽️ Israel 2-2 Italy (Moise Kean 54’) ⚽️ Israel 2-3 Italy (Matteo Politano 58’) ⚽️ Israel 2-4 Italy (Giacomo Raspadori 81’) ⚽️ Israel 3-4 Italy (Alessandro Bastoni 87’ OG) ⚽️ Israel 4-4 Italy (Dor Peretz 89’) ⚽️ Israel 4-5 Italy (Sandro Tonali 90+1’) A stoppage-time winner from Sandro Tonali sees Italy beat Israel in a nine-goal thriller, with seven goals coming in a manic second half.

@SchaunBrown3 @terryflewers Prick

@terryflewers AMORIN IS A JOKE AND A FRAUD. GLAZER AND INEOS PUPPET. WE SHOULD'VE GOTTEN A NEW MANAGER. TEN HAGE WON TROPHIES BUT AMORIN FUCKING UP YOUNG GARNACHO'S FUTURE WITH MANCHESTER UNITED I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. HE IS NOT A FERGUSON. SIR ALEX NEW WHAT HE WAS DOING BUT AMORIN IS A GLAZERJOKE

The saddest part of today’s press conference is that the most important thing Ruben said went completely unnoticed. It’s something that has damaged us almost irrevocably over 12 years but brilliantly addressed by Ruben Amorim. It’s sad that so many Man Utd fans still do not understand or grasp the true root cause issues at Manchester United. 😔

@JCole064 @MUFC_Saints @FabrizioRomano Yer ma

🚨🔵🔴 BREAKING: Marcus Rashford to Barcelona, here we go! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Verbal agreement in principle between all parties involved with Barça planning for medical tests next days. Loan deal with buy option, details being finalised today then Man Utd will authorize his travel to Spain. ✈️

@EdwynCollins Belter, heat way to start the day.

Crown Heights Affair - You Gave Me Love (Video Clip Dub) youtu.be/nKbYk9bqWtg?si… Morning Disco People, Got the 12" , back in day, still got it, it's the bomb, fact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Edwyn

@Jenny_1884 We were to poor to have allergies

Growing up in the 60s you never heard of anyone with !!! Food Allergies Autism ADHD Gluten Intolerance Dairy Intolerance Why?

@TaraBull808 Reading a clock with hands.

If you were born before 2000, what's a minor skill you have that younger people rarely use today?

@Joey7Barton Out a touch, great night.

No one’s arsed about Darts mate. 🎯 🐕💨

@Hopkins_Alison @gary_worden @David__Osland Well said Alison, he's obviously a rude, ignorant parasite

@gary_worden @David__Osland They’re not a cost to the care provider.

The problem with social care is private equity fat cats ripping old people off for £8000 a month. Not minimum wage immigrant workers. Tell me I'm wrong.

@KYLEWATTV @footballtweet Correct order but not just for trophies won. Simply on ability and class.

@footballtweet Paul Scholes 25 Major trophies Kevin Debruyne 16 major trophies Frank Lampard 11 major trophies Steven Gerrard 8 major trophies

Rank these Premier League legends. ⬆️⬇️

So is it a penalty as no permission given for change.

@OliLondonTV Whiskers mackerel and tuna bake.

Transgender man who identifies as a cat lies on the floor as he eats out of a bowl. x.com/JebraFaushay/s…

@TheFigen_ went to hire a scooter in Sorento to drive the coast road. no problem said the owner but before you do, go have a coffee and watch how many amputees about. Scooter accidents. Couldn't believe how many amputee about when you are looking for them. Got the bus instead.

Cruising the Amalfi Coast, Italy on an early summer morning.

@CNviolations That's the Baldrick cut.

Give this haircut a name.