McCuewans OFFICAL

HI! We got locke d out of our other twitter account and Twitter won't help us get back into it. Oh well! We started a new one! LOL (love our Lord) Have a Blessed Day!

@TobieEddy The new Dungons and Dragons are even more deadly now because they cuss now

We pray you don't let your kids go to Dungens and Dragons the movie. We have heard of a child the played the game and went crazy and started practicing wizardcraft and the occult and then stopped going to church. He's dead now. That's no movie you want your kids to see.

if you ever want to do some funny christian stand up comedy we are happy to have you on our show

THIS IS THE KIND OF HEAVYMETAL PUNK ROCK WE LIKE

How do y’all feel about silver Christmas trees? We are on the fence. Like it’s Christmas but trees aren’t supposed to be silver. We’ll have to talk to Pastor Steve about this

Thanksgiving is coming up and then Christmas is right around the corner. Makes you think.

Doing this show despite the awful awful artwork

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Altercation Comedy Festival is next week! I’ll be there and so will @jackiekashian, @JAdomian, @eddiepepitone, @katewillett, @JoshuaMclane, @MikeMacRaeMike, @HEELSHXC and much more! Get tickets at altercationcomedyfest.com

We Stan her. Consider us part of the Gooch Gang! No Sabrinas teenager wich either!

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We wish Labor Day had something more church related baked in. A day off is great and all but it would be even better if we got to get all dressed up and be in church at 630 a.m.

The comic books movies that they should be making are like Chick comics.. Like the ones that tell you about how Motorcyle Harley bikers are doing halloween every day and maybe gonna go to hell if they don't get their acts togther

Church is “based”

@arynkeen It a thing Skyler Tidwell in the youth group we teach says

@Mccuewans I refuse to learn was based means, but I’m gonna like it anyway

It sure is hot outside. We get why Christ wore sandals!!!

For real y’all this rocks ! We “Stan” him (Christ)

Come to are Christmas Show

We are preforming doin a Christmas show at the Fallout