Bethany Elle

@Zarish5062 Don't even get the single week of "feeling normal" I have a mismatch of Chronic Illnesses. My week of "feeling normal" is my body's week of screaming at me for having 3 weeks of exhaustion.

so you’re telling me the female experience is: — one week of actual period — one week of pms and emotional chaos — one week of ovulation and being weirdly sensitive — and then one single week where we get to feel normal? daaaaamn

@willows_elise I've had someone tell me a label was hanging out of my top and she pushed it back in for me, but never a bra strap.

As a woman iv never asked or been asked by a woman I don’t know, to adjust her bra straps in a public toilet. So my question to women: Have you ever asked another woman you don’t know in a public toilet to adjust your bra straps, or had another woman you don’t know ask you to adjust her bra straps? Please share so more women can answer, Thx.

Sometimes I go about my day normally... others I remember my cousin was on the Jeremy Kyle Show and twitter went wild about "how fit he is". How's your Monday going folks?

Hey Taylor. We are so very happy for you and Travis. Congratulations to you both. Take your time, enjoy your honeymoon. But if you want to, if you'd like to post a photo of you in your wedding dress, we wouldn't be upset... but as I said, take your time. Love all Swifties x

@sappholives83 @TheSun I worked in Digital Forensics for a year, and you wouldn't believe the things we saw. I don't have PTSD from it, but my mental health very quickly declined in that role. All this to say, my heart goes out to that man and his wife. The Sun... do better. Ffs.

Once again, @TheSun has demonstrated its total lack of both journalistic ethics and basic human decency. The man featured in this article is a police officer. He was viewing child sexual abuse material as part of ongoing investigations. He was deeply traumatized by what he saw, and he does not deserve to be pictured with such a disgraceful headline. Officers who are required to look at this kind of material are devastated by it. PTSD is pretty much a guarantee. This work shows you the absolute worst of human nature, things you couldn’t have imagined even in your darkest, most twisted nightmares. I’ve worked these cases. I’ve seen the things that pedophiles enjoy, the things they do to kids — and toddlers, and babies, and even infants. Sometimes the victims die. Sometimes you can tell they’re going to. And even when there’s no violence involved, the victims — children — are suffering right in front of you and there’s nothing you can do about it. For people who are wired to protect others, there’s very little that’s worse. The Sun owes this man and his wife a printed apology and a clarification. It is no small thing to stand by a spouse who works law enforcement of any kind, and to stand by a spouse who is traumatized from working CSAM cases is even more difficult. These two people deserve better than this deliberately misleading headline.

Ayyeeee! Managed to get booked in @FamersDog as part of my boyfriend's birthday prezzie. Cannot wait! 🤩🤩🤩

why does no one care about the fact that we’re projected to run out of clean drinking water by 2039 because of how much water ai data centers use please stop using chatgpt y’all, i beg. you do not need a shitty looking cartoon of yourself, i promise. the planet is dying.

Once went to Paris with college... Me: Je voudrais un croissant avec jambon et fromage sil vous plait Friend: But we don't know if they speak English Me: Parlez vous anglais? Guy at restaurant: Yes. We're from Sheffield. Did I mention... I went to the Sheffield College...

I've just listened to our Eurovision song for the first time... nice to know we won't win again... wtf was that?! Eins Zwei Drei... nah not my cuppa tea.

And before anyone says to me "but you didn't vote!" There were no local elections in Doncaster as we had ours last year... and I voted Green then. 🤪

Disappointed, but honestly... and sadly... not surprised.

My Grandad sadly his battle with Dementia the other week. The award for the worst possible timing for a postal delivery goes to this @purecremation flyer that I received today. Honestly I couldn't help but laugh. If I didn't laugh, I'd have cried.

Tell your loved ones you love them. So thankful the last thing I said to him was "I love you Grandad. See you soon."

Interval Tweet! Oh my word. What a show @Starlightlondon is 😍😍😍

On a train, to London, to see a musical about trains, in London. #Trainseption

#TheApprentice did anyone actually Google Translate it?

Genuine question... has anyone watched telemarketing live, thought someone waa doing a crap job, then and realised they were watching the #TheApprentice candidates for that year?

just going to share this one more time as a reminder and in case anyone who didn't get the chance to donate at the actual show wants to 🥲 it's so clear how much save the children means to reneé, i really hope we've helped raise a lot of money for them 🫶🏻 savethechildren.org.uk/renee-rapp

@vitt2tsnoc 6 years later... can confirm "you're on mute" is STILL a line I say on the daily at work...

Six years since Joe Wicks workouts, banana bread, Zoom parties, clapping, "you're on mute", Tiger King, day drinking, NHS rainbows, Captain Sir Tom, the toilet roll chaos, elbow touching and shouting DISPERSE through my megaphone to anyone in a group of more than six.

@KimariRoseVA I met my partner during lockdown. We matched with each other, spent 6 months chatting and getting to know each other. And then when we could, we went out on a date. 5 years later and we're still together. Honestly covid was a good thing in some respects...

My dating profile: “I’m looking for friends first. I’m very demisexual.” Guy matches with me. Him: So friends first, huh? Me: Yeah! I think a solid friendship is the foundation for any romantic relationship. Him: you’re right. *Unmatches with me.* Me: 😂😂😂 Dude, where are all the guys who actually value and care about friendship. Where are the men with substance. I kept getting guys who only knew how to flirt (poorly) 😭