Mckayla

About 7 people informed me that Jordan looks like younger version of Leonardo DeCaprio on Saturday.. so now his ego is a million times bigger and I’m legally bound to him for good... Thanks guys. Jk I know deep down I married the hottest guy around 😍😩

It’s all about Jesus.

Here comes the 2024 election flu! You knew it was coming folks. LFG!

The Democratic Party's strategy is to beat President Trump in the courtroom rather than the ballot box. This will backfire in November. Even worse, it is profoundly undemocratic. America deserves a President who can win at the ballot box without compromising our government’s separation of powers or weaponizing the courts. You can’t save democracy by destroying it first. The Democrats are afraid they will lose in the voting booth, so instead they go after President Trump in the courtroom. I’m also running against President Trump in this election. The difference is I’m challenging him on his record. His lockdowns during Covid. His atrocious environmental record. His cozy relationship with corporate America. His support for the war machine. His failure to root out waste and corruption in Washington. His service to the billionaire class. His bloating of the national debt. These are the issues that shape American lives. I'll challenge him on these things, but the Democrats won't. You know why? Because they pursue the very same policies.

Justice for Johnny honey!!!!! Suck it Amber Turd

#johnnytoo after that performance!!!

@jae_fray Cause majority of the country is out here going broke just to drive to work 😅

I finally understand why parents wake up 2 hours before their kids when they don’t have to. It’s amazing what you can accomplish 😂

I can’t tell you how excited I will be for warmer weather and all this sickness to die down so I don’t have a panic attack every time my baby sneezes 😂

WATCH EM WORK

Idk who i am anymore but I would literally be fine if I never left my house again and could just stay home with my baby all day 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

Lmao

I’ve been putting bows on presents for at least 5 years, maybe more.. and tonight Jordan said “wow when did you learn how to do that? Your bows look great” 🙃🤦🏼‍♀️

I told Jordan I’d slow down on shopping after Christmas was over. But now the Valentine’s Day stuff is out… and now I take it back. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Jordan called me at lunch and said “Um there’s a purse in my car with your name on it do you know who put it in here?” I said “santa” 😂🤷🏼‍♀️ merry Christmas to meee 😂

Imagine being such a Scrooge. This is why I’ll be the favorite parent 💁🏼‍♀️

Anyone else not realize thanksgiving was this week or am I the only one living under a rock?

Yea this should work

@tannerhoskins00 I can respect the hustle 😂

@tannerhoskins00 Seems justified to me 🤷🏼‍♀️

My Amazon addiction is out of control. I just sit and shop all day long