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Just for funsies, I’m going to baselessly attack Zohran Mamdani every day for things that aren’t his fault like leftists did to Biden & Harris. It’s a little game I like to call: “See? How do you like it?”

@MikeNellis I’m so confused. I’m erring on the side of caution and assuming this is another Tony Gonzales scenario while hoping this isn’t another Al Franken nothingburger that prompts Dems to eat him alive.

Glad to see Pelosi, Schiff, and others call for Swalwell to drop out. Absolutely the right call after these allegations. What a mess.

@sfchronicle Ok I’m reading the CNN version of this story. Listen, I don’t know if it’s Roger Stone paying people for a hit job or if it’s true, but I’m gonna err on the side of caution and assume it’s true. Sounding kinda like Tony Gonzales, tbh. Who’s next in line for the Dem lineup?

@sfchronicle It would be awesome if we could get receipts from one or both parties to make decisions based on warranted or baseless accusations, but we’re left flailing in the wind because it’s behind a paywall. I’m not paying for every media outlet on the planet, guys.

A woman who worked for nearly two years for Rep. Eric Swalwell, a leading candidate for California governor, said she had sexual encounters with him while he was her boss and alleged he twice sexually assaulted her when she was too intoxicated to consent. sfchronicle.com/politics/artic…

@AdamSchiff This whole thing sounds sketchy. Someone, either Eric or the woman, needs to do more than accuse the other with no receipts.

I have read the San Francisco Chronicle’s account and I am deeply distressed by its allegations. This woman was brave to come forward, and we should take her story seriously. I am withdrawing my endorsement immediately, and believe that he should withdraw from the race.

@chucktodd Was Hunter Biden in the administration? It was well telegraphed that Trump was coming after hunter to hurt Biden (for the crime of beating him in 2020). Anyone would do that for their child. A child is different than staff, Chuck. Be fucken real, moron.

Perhaps Trump would have done this regardless, but let’s not forget Biden created this pre-emptive pardon precedent. The only good news that might come out of this pardon corruption: we will get a bipartisan supported Constitutional amendment to create a Congressional nullification process for all presidential pardons.

@gayguycandleco Do people honestly think the third time will be the charm… orrrrrr what are we doing here? I’ll support her in a general but trying something 3 times that has already proven to be unpopular is fucken nuts.

Can we stop with this? She’s running. SHE’S RUNNING. She never stopped. And she is the clear frontrunner for the nomination. POLITICO: Harris gives her clearest signal she is mounting a 2028 presidential bid politico.com/news/2026/04/1…

@Acyn “run again!” Has the crowd lost their minds? 2028 would be her THIRD time running. Why keep betting on a proven losing horse? I like her as a person, but no.

Sharpton: How do you rebuild the global image of the United States? Kamala Harris: I think it is going to take more than one election Crowd: Run again!

It's extraordinary how Israel can go on a murderous rampage and steal land from three different countries at the same time and our leaders will look you dead in the eye and say Iran is the rogue state in the region

@Acyn Please no. Why would people vote for a person who has proven they can’t win a national race. Let alone couldn’t even win a race against a crazy moron. I like her. I like Hilary too. But I wouldn’t give either of them my primary support again. General, yes. Primary, no.

Sharpton: Are you going to run again in 2028? Kamala Harris: Listen, I might. I'm thinking about it.

38 days in and the United States Commander in Beef has already pulled off the most complete victory in modern history. Let’s recap the wins. 🏆 • Replaced Khamenei (86) with Khamenei (56) • Reclaimed exactly 0kg of uranium • Reopened a strait that was already open - now with a $2M toll per ship (up from $0) • Proved F-15s and F-35s can in fact be downed by guys who “belong to the Stone Age” • Got US bases destroyed across four or five countries (I've lost count) • Shattered allied trust that the US would actually show up if things got spicy • Put Iranians back in the streets (this time for their government) • Installed Pakistan as the region’s voice of reason. Pakistan. • Openly admitted arming the Kurds to stir trouble in Iran. The Kurds did nothing and kept the weapons. • Bragged about the Crown Prince of the Gulf’s biggest petro-monarchy “kissing his ass” • Raised the cost of living for all Americans even more thanks to skyrocketing gas prices. He really did all that to the Middle Eas for the low, low price of a few thousand civilian lives, tens of billions in equipment, and every ally not named Israel. If that’s not the Art of the Deal, I genuinely don’t know what you people expected. And again, we had money to do all that, but not to provide healthcare to our own citizens. Truly a victory that could only be won by someone capable of bankrupting a casino.

@hashjenni Border expansion. They claim it’s for their security and peace, but they’re just as much the instigators as anyone else in that region. They get away with it because if they don’t get full support from the west, they’ll just play victim and say everyone is antisemitic.

Does anybody have any idea what hell Israel is seeking to gain from this war? I’m genuinely confused on this topic. Is it oil?? Is the complete genocide of all Arabs??? Like what is their dog in this fight. And why Lebanon being bombed????

@atrupar Hey Kev- Does the rogue person’s name start with a “Bi” and with a “Bi”?

Kevin Hassett: "There will even be rogue folks who shoot off a missile because they haven't heard yet that there's a ceasefire, so we expect there will be a little cleaning up to do in the first couple of days, so we weren't surprised by what happened yesterday, but we expect that to simmer down."

@StatusCoup How much do you wanna bet that NONE of these attendees voted for Harris and ALL of them thought Trump would be better? I’d bet my life savings.

"Trump is a war criminal...who thinks he can get away with genocidal threats, even if it is just a threat, that is a WAR CRIME!" -Anti-War protesters BLAST Trump over Iran War handling LIVE NOW ⬇️

@RonFilipkowski With 99% of the votes, Dem candidate is at -10% points. He shaved 27% points off Republicans. In the words of Joe Biden, “That’s a BFD.” You didn’t win the war @ShawnForGeorgia but you won a big battle. Keep up the good fight & the good trouble.

Trump won this district by 37 points in 2024.

@cwebbonline That headline would actually get him Republican voters. GOP voters love that kind of dehumanizing rhetoric.

Oh, this is just the warm-up. If this is what they’re pushing now, if Platner makes it to the general against Susan Collins, it’s going to be 10x worse, full smear campaign, nonstop. Strap in.

@Acyn There’s nothing stopping him from going there and running today. IDC what he does- just get him the fvck out of our sight.

Trump: I'm polling higher than anybody has ever polled in Venezuela. So after I'm finished with this, I can go to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It won't take too long. I'm good at language, and I will go to Venezuela. I'm going to run for president.

@ChartrDavid Long time, no see! Yeah, I think so. We didn’t wake up to global shit shows every single day caused by one demented man, so we had time (and the luxury) to discuss porn and pubic hair.

@MeSoOrnery1 Were we just bored in 2022 ? My how have times and current events changed

Who’s old enough to remember pubic hair in porn?

@Acyn What an insult to the soldiers who carried that out. He acting like he personally did it and he does sh*t like that constantly. Taking credit for good things he didn’t do and shifting blame for all of the sh*t policy he enacts.

Trump: I had killed Soleimani… I did one other, but this one was not picked up. Osama Bin Laden

@CMArchibald 🚨 Grifter alert! 🚨 Grifter alert!

Hey, whoever is running the thie account, I need you to knock this shit off. Stop nostalgiaposting for the bygone days of indiscriminate drone strikes and persecuting whistleblowers that paved the way for the exact moment we are in. FFS, one of the last things Obama did was expand the surveillance powers of the presidency literally days before Trump was sworn in. Stop pretending it was bunny rabbits and rainbows and get real about the fascist threat we're facing now.

@BrittanyinTexas Missed one- Michael Waltz was fired. Trump can’t fire and part ways with people. They know too much, so he moves “other jobs” to keep them close and quiet.

Let’s play Trump Bingo. Who’s next? 😂