Mezie

i can't believe i used to watch Mark angel comedy 😭

my mama go legit save my life and she go dey talk "pls manage it okomi" manage what? you be my savior, oga i love you

@okikiblogs001 @FlexxRichie @martinnsSzn Even for imagination una no pity poor man💔💔

@FlexxRichie @martinnsSzn Portable mifi will be ok Make he sell ham around 80k E go too sell bro

bro i swear, Elon musk really needs to make starlink as sim card.. he go too sell for Nigeria.

Interest free, comes with negotiable payment terms and sometimes written off as bad debt. What a concept.

@YunToxic21 @DeeDivayn41513 @olly_dee2000 Here you go buddy

@DeeDivayn41513 @olly_dee2000 Do u also wanna talk about how ozai tanked his own lighting when zuko redirected it

This is what we're back to?

I thought we all knew the rules of the game nau, you must choose owner of ball for set . Una nor choose owner of ball now he don carry him ball go house

switched from mtn to glo, bro. una sure say adenuga dey follow una use this network? 😭

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

The basic issue with P.O. is the same issue I had until 2024 - he refuses to acknowledge that his platform is fundamentally anti-imperial. The idea of moving Africa's largest population "from consumption to production" is a fundamentally anti-imperialism idea. The existence of Nigeria as a consumer-import-dependent, natural resource exporter that spends resource export revenues on imported finished goods without having an industrial base to manufacture its own, is not an accident of "poor leadership" - it is the direct goal of neo-colonialism. When instead of manufacturing goods, Nigeria instead haemorrhages its natural resources and human talent, and only receives some insufficient USD resource rents in return, this ensured that Nigeria and its African contemporaries remain artificially poor, while people who live in places where for 6 months every year, the ground freezes solid and daily sunshine is only 5 hours, remain artificially wealthy. That is the core of the Euro-American imperial system. The military branch of this imperial system is called NATO. The governance/policy arms are called IMF/World Bank. The economic arm is called WTO. The academic/social arms are the Foundations, NGOs, policy research institutes and universities. This is what P.O. is actually up against. So if P.O. says he wants to "move Nigeria from consumption to production", it is the same thing as declaring war on Europe, its sugar daddy in Washington, and its spiritual leader in Tel-Aviv. And if you're going to do that, you need to be fully locked in, and you need to be prepared to lose everything of yours that is under the empire's control. I finally realised this in June 2024, and that's why I quit my £40,000/year project management job in Newcastle, packed up all my shit, withdrew all my money, gave up my 5-year UK visa, and bought a 1-way ticket back to Accra. As I am now, if and when I end up in a position of power, there is zero leverage that any white man anywhere on earth can use to blackmail me into maintaining this imperial system. I don't have property in their countries. I don't have money in their banking systems. I don't have children in their schools and universities. The most they can do is ban me from their social media. P.O. does not want to do the same. His children are comfortable and integrated pseudo-westerners. He has property in the UK. He has money in their banks. He enjoys that regular suite at the Hilton Paddington too much. He's trying to run on a revolutionary, anti-imperialist platform while pretending that he is a friend of the Western world who doesn't want to pick a fight with them. The problem with this is that oyibo people don't play those games. These people murdered Patrice Lumumba over a speech. You might not see yourself as their enemy, but they DEFINITELY know on what side their bread is buttered, and they know that a Nigeria where ships berth everyday, offload consumer goods, and sail away only with natural resources or empty, is a Nigeria that remains strategically poor and profitable to their empire. They KNOW that a Nigeria under Peter Obi where education and health are properly funded, where Chinese-inspired industrial policy is enacted, where railways and steel production move to the top of national priority, and where those ships eventually start sailing from Nigeria laden with manufactured goods for export to the world, is the Nigeria that will destroy their entire parasitic way of life. And I'm sure P.O. knows this too, but he's invested in pretending that he can play both sides, the same way Patrice Lumumba wasted valuable time doing "I am not a Communist" and trying to play nice with the same people until they killed his ass, dissolved him in sulphuric acid, and kept his gold tooth as a souvenir. That's why I've moved on from the Obidient thing. Both he and his supporters don't know what they want and I'm exhausted. Even his Bible says "How long will you be limping between two opinions?"

This same Egusi again?

My issue is simple: I dislike women who focus solely on the negatives of men and the positives of women, and I dislike men who focus solely on the negatives of women, and the positives of men. I don’t like people who think their sex is uniquely good and the opposite sex is uniquely evil. This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be able to share critical truths about the opposite sex. Unflattering wisdom should not be conveniently hand-waved or dismissed as hate, because it’s uncomfortable to hear. Gripes often do contain real kernels of truth. Resentments do not happen without cause, nor occur in a vacuum. But if that is your fixation, if your fixation is always on the negatives of your opposite and you are so utterly and totally blind to their beauty to the extent you don’t even think it exists - that says far more about you than it does about them. The ugliness you see in them, is in you. You have stared too long into the abyss, until the abyss stared back into you: and devoured you.

E sure for girl wey get 500 naira for aza say e go chop tonight pass me wey get 2700.

adding "😂😂😂" to the message so the low IQ babe will not pick offense >>>>>>>>>

Dear Airtel, Since there's shortage of people that sell akara on Saturday morning, why don't you look into that business and leave this telecom business? Best disregard, An unsatisfied customer.

@Austin610071941 @KingIbukunoluwa No ❤️

@Me_ziem @KingIbukunoluwa you dey owe me ice cream🥹🙏🏾

tag someone to do you 5k for breakfast...🍳

So have you attempted buying a TAB from Temu for 999 naira before??

@Austin610071941 @KingIbukunoluwa E don delete 💔

@KingIbukunoluwa @Me_ziem

had sex: ✅ faked id: ✅ had a bf/gf: ✅ gotten high: ✅ had alcohol: ❌(haram✋) failed a class: ✅ gone to the club: ✅ smoked/vaped: ✅ kissed someone: ✅ gotten detention: ✅ kicked from class: ✅ snuck out the house: ✅ disappointed younger self: ✅

World Bank told Nigeria to reopen fuel imports because Dangote’s fuel was 12% more expensive than imports. Dangote called it flawed. World Bank quietly deleted the whole report from their website. Meanwhile Europe is buying refined fuel from the same Dangote refinery because Middle East supply got disrupted. The same Europe that used to sell Nigeria its own crude back as petrol. You can’t make this up. An African refinery finally works at scale and the first recommendation is not invest more, not expand capacity. It’s bring back imports. When Africa consumes nobody says a word. When Africa refines and competes suddenly it’s a problem.