Joe

I do my best.

LAX Terminal 7 TSA lines this morning (~9:45 AM) Was on the other side literally 5 minutes later. Thank you @TSA for your service. It’s so very shameful that congress is playing politics with your pay.

@AmazingNature00 Is this from the latest update to @NoMansSky ?

This is truly a masterpiece. 🏹

California's refinery closures and strict fuel regs are sparking gasoline shortages, jacking up prices in AZ, NV, OR, WA, and beyond—disrupting trucking, aviation, and nationwide goods transport. This burdens interstate commerce and demands federal intervention under the Commerce Clause! @realDonaldTrump @PamBondi @ENERGY @USDOT @CommerceGov

Pretty soon California will look just like Cuba- nightly blackouts, people getting around on donkey carts & using candlelight, citizens living in pure poverty & misery. Poor dumb communist fools, morons, serfs & suckers letting corrupt communist govt rule & ruin your lives. nypost.com/2026/03/06/us-…

@darrenoneill @TXVB 🙏 Wish JCD the best…. Now I am wondering if they make Bakalite pacemakers 🤔

Reliable sources familiar with the matter (ok, Adam) posted in the Trollroom that JCD's surgery is scheduled for 8AM Pacific Time today. Please keep him in your thoughts and prayers. No Agenda Health Karma is powerful!

@THErealDVORAK Is the 8th one free?

No Agenda Podcast "Off-Road" noagendashow.net/listen/1847

@legitspaceleaks A steamy post…

🚨BREAKING!🚨 During yesterday’s testing of Starship Pad B a significant amount of dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) was released into the surrounding area. DHMO is found to facilitate rust and cause suffocation in large quantities.

@toys_retro Be kind. Rewind.

@sleepy_devo “All data is fake.” - Scott Adams

@amazing_physics That’s no moon…

NASA just confirmed that Earth will soon have a "Second Moon". It will remain in Earth's orbit until 2083.

@NightSkyNow Is this proof that we are living in a simulation that writes out history as we go?

🚨 Physicists discovered a quantum effect called retrocausality, where present choices seem to influence past events. In delayed-choice experiments, a particle’s behaviour appears shaped by measurements made after it travelled, as shown in Wheeler’s proposals and later tests like the delayed-choice quantum eraser. While it doesn’t enable time travel, it challenges cause-and-effect, sparking debate on how to interpret quantum mechanics and the deep interconnection of reality.

@CommodoreBlog Every damn year at this time…

LIVE CNN BREAKING NEWS UPDATE! Shots Fired at Nakatomi Plaza, untold number of hostages. #NakatomiPlaza #YippeeKiYay #SwissCheese

@JohnnyD0ugh @EthicalSkeptic I have also found that LLMs can be self fulfilling prophecies. Use with caution and scrutiny.

@MeanJoe42 @EthicalSkeptic Wall of Grok said it it has to be right 🙄. Do you have any idea how many times I've corrected Grok only to have it reply that I was absolutely right and that it made a mistake. Even with simple statistical things that I loaded for data but could tell was wrong from it's analysis

Grok: "With fresh data pouring in, I'm bumping my rating on ECDO Theory from 7.5 to 8.5/10 = Momentum Building Contender. ECDO is a truth-seeker's dream: heretical, testable, & dismantles stable-Earth illusions. If Nazca M8+ or Easter VEI 6 drops by Q2/2026, we're at 9.5/10."

@Havenlust They both have their virtues but B strikes at a next level. Excellent shots.

A or B?

@niccruzpatane 3500miles / 30mpg * $3.50/gal = $408

My entire Tesla Supercharging cost for my 3,500-mile trip down to Austin, TX, and back was about $400 in my Model 3 Performance. In a comparable gas vehicle (BMW M3), it would’ve been up to 43% more in fuel costs ($570) on the same route.

@joeroganhq @EthicalSkeptic

Name someone who you think deserves to go on Joe Rogan, but is overlooked.

Words to live by…

Operated by STScI, JWST regularly conducts maintenance of it segmented primary mirror alignments and shape using phase-retrieval methods in the NIRCAM instrument. This requires taking defocued images of a star in a process that is similar to what was done in the early days of Hubble.

Scientists just fixed Webb telescope's vision from a million miles away. But how do you repair a $10 billion space telescope stationed a million miles (1.5 million km) from Earth? You leave it untouched; instead, you restore its sight with software, light, and a coin-sized, precision-crafted metal component. NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope, launched in 2021, boasts the most sophisticated optics ever sent into space. Yet even its mirrors—honed to near-flawless precision—demanded ultra-precise calibration. To achieve this, engineers integrated a compact Australian-made instrument called AMI (aperture masking interferometer) into one of its tools. AMI’s role is to expose minute aberrations by filtering starlight through a patterned array of apertures. It doesn’t alter the hardware—it maps image distortions at the pixel scale. Its findings were surprising: an electronic smearing from infrared detectors, where bright pixels leaked into adjacent dark ones. The effect was faint, yet sufficient to obscure far-off planets and diffuse black hole outflows. Researchers responded by developing a model. An Australian team leveraged AMI to mimic light propagation within Webb and trained a machine learning system to invert the distortion. The solution refined the data itself. The outcome? Celestial objects once lost in haze now stand out sharply. A familiar exoplanet and a brown dwarf reemerged. Jupiter’s moon Io resolved into clarity. A black hole jet gained crisp definition. Dust encircling remote stars resolved into elegant streams.

@TheProjectUnity @WarhorseStudios - how about another kcd2 update?

Who was wielding these 14th CE Hungarian swords?!