Meanie The Muffin

SUCK MY YEAST

Meth sucks. Coke is dope. You fucking idiot.

@MuffInsider @thelildudey I'm pretty sure @agenthuck forgot his Twitter password. He stopped DMing me for muffin recipes and cocaine.

GM Elik on @thelildudey, "You know I told all you experts that he's an All-Star in my book before the year. Are you ready to listen to me? Every team in the league wants this guy. We're going to try to sign him early, before free agency, if that agent of his will take my calls."

Bitch I'm blueberry.

Is "boner" code for leaky vagina?

Hey. FUCCCCCKKKKK YOUUUU!

What the fuck are you???

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DID.

@samboni56 I'm sleeping now, bitch! Where's the murder? That's what I thought, pussy.

It's #MUFFINMONDAYS, friends! Here's a recipe for a delicious strawberry muffin fit for the whole family! #Yum #GoodVibes #BakedGoods #GodIsDead #FamilyTime #BestMealOfTheDay

BRING IT, DIPSHIT! I NEVER SLEEP AND I'LL EAT YOUR WHOLE FUGGIN' HEAD! #APPLEBEES #Sponsored

Mr. Rogers was overrated.

Mini Muffins are TOTAL BULLSHIT! Make a whole muffin, or get the hell out of my country! The only thing worse than a mini muffin is any kind of dog. They all get what's coming. I especially like when they get hit by cars.

Good.

Remember when no one knew what kind of animal you are and still don't? Stupid ass wind pig or some shit. Get real.

Amber Heard seems like a nice, stable lady. Unlike @KristenBell. I hope all your burgers are burnt this 4th of July weekend AND I hope the buns are soggy. #Applebees #Sponsored

Hey @Jason521DN, I hope you fall down the steps and piss yourself.

Good. Covid-19 is the only good thing to happen since Crystal Pepsi.

Hey @jimmyfallon, stop laughing over your guests, you talentless fuck!

Start your week off on a positive note and make these delicious muffins Monday morning: injennieskitchen.com/2018/08/ridicu… #yum #4thOfJulyWeek #WholeGrain #Fuck #Delicious