𝐑𝐢𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐚

What do you mean 𝑰𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑪𝑬𝑵𝑻?! Are you body shaming your own mother? Why can’t I wear what I want in my own home? Is this because your friends are over? Oh my god! Stop being like your dad! So 𝑰𝑵𝑺𝑬𝑪𝑼𝑹𝑬 over nothing!

Oh that was just me at a party when I was your age sweetheart! What~?! You’ve never been to a party…? My poor ˡᵒˢᵉʳ ᵃˢˢ ᶜᵘᶜᵏ ᵇᵒᶦ son!

Quick! My 𝐔𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 has left for some work trip with his 𝐂𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐬! If you’re a girl with more 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 than 𝐈𝐐 𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐒 and would like to make my 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐀 sons room smell of 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌… ⬇️HMU⬇️

Hey! No reason to ask this but… Are there any 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄 skinned girlies out there with an 𝐀𝐁𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐄 𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐎𝐆 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐆𝐄…? Bonus points if you’re as 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃 as you are 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐘!

@CuckGilbert And don’t be rude now! I didn’t raise you that way! Who’s your friend here? Does she speak English? HELLO! IM RIE!

@MeatyMother O-Oh it’s okay, mommy ! Don’t worry about it 💕 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘸 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵… 😵‍💫 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴… 𝘪’𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴… 💧

Oh! Sorry hun! Why didn’t you tell me your 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 was over? Geez! Sorry for my lack of dress, let me go put my 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊ed dress on…

@CuckGilbert SHUT THE F-! Oh! I mean, I am darling! Everyone makes mistakes sweetheart! 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘢! 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥’𝘴 𝘣𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦!

@MeatyMother Put something on , MOM !

@BLXCKCOMMAND That I do… that I do… Quick question, do you prefer to emasculate a whole family or just the spouse~?

@BLXCKCOMMAND The things I wouldn’t done to you… for you… would’ve been more than enough to make up for my… lack of appearances~

@BLXCKCOMMAND Aww shucks~! And here I was hoping to show you something special or my own~

@BLXCKCOMMAND Maybe you could give my son a superior skinned sibling~?