Detective Hercule Poirot

Shanks just got into an acciďent again, I like as he de risk him łifee to entertain us😂😂

Lamadrid has been named in Venezuela’s senior squad for their upcoming games 🇻🇪

Everyone has the same 24 hours

Diesel £1.71 per litre this morning. Labour has wrecked the UK

🕊️We were so so spoilt man

Avoid people who hate it when Nigeria wins on global stage. They are enemies within.

I always thought Spider-Man’s mask was skin-tight…

BREAKING NEWS: Nigeria 🇳🇬 Agrees To Receive Deported Criminals, Failed Asylum Seekers From UK

Tinubu departs London, heads back to Nigeria

Gen Z is now calling the Nike Air Force 1’s a “dad shoe” 👀

“We’re done being used by politicians! Tell me, which politician has ever sent us to Mecca or even given us a car? If they don’t pay us ₦40 million, we’re walking away for good. Let them use their own children for their dirty work now!” — Political thugs cries out. 😭

If you want to win the Champions League, just pray you face a Premier League team. Easiest pathway.

When my favourite black fit is dirty but passes the smell test

He claimed he works in a bank, but when I showed up at his branch, he was busy mopping the floor. 😔