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@UndeadCantDie Are we just gonna skip past 8…? 😭

its extra funny when you remember humans bred bannanas to be like this and that wild bananas are chalky, loaded with seeds and tiny

@midflayer Like… this fandom offered them xenophillia ovipositor mpreg bloodymary on the rocks foursome and they chose *checks notes* stepsister rocky au 😭

why does everyone like incest nowadays have u guys heard of better help dot com

@redder_planet I want to have this problem but alas I’m too shy to post my True Feelings 🥲

Lowk phm/rygos is a hit tweet factory; I've never had a fandom account getting this much traction before and it's a little scary

@Lulushuu Dw like Mark said he gets pulled from the blood ocean and cradled in rygos’s arms 😌🥲💛

I still haven't been able to rewatch iron lung because thinking about simon and his fate makes me so sad i get sick

@stungbydriver Do we mean rygos SNL Witt? If so, I support this sm XD

principal witt tied to his office chair while i run a finger down the fold of his trousers all the way down to his shoes and kiss his bulge aha i mean what

@projecthailsoul I missed what happened but I struggle when I lose my comfort items too - also autistic 💛 I hope you’ve found/find your book, oomfie

@sukikage_ Nah, the only hail mary I need is the one where rygos flirts with a space rock 😌🥲

u ever get so depressed you start reconsidering religion

@POISONOMICON I- I am so pissed rn-

been working on a method for not getting songs stuck in your head. seems to work if you cover your ears. think it even works if you pinch your nose. but if you close your eyes

@projecthailsoul I have a secret third problem. I’m both weak and pathetic AND know my way around a lab, to project onto Ryland - but my inner critic won’t let me finish a fic 😭

@onelastunicorn Wow wait what have I missed lol

sorry I bailed on the twins c-section in the end for the small graces universe but I do hope the manual womb sweep made up a little for it 😗 even tho I stan surgeon!rocky it was kinda more intimate in a way with rocky's claw nestled all the way inside grace's vacant womb

@BumbleLovesDuck Church be like that sometimes 😔

My dad is trying to bribe me to keep going to church with him w free coffee and while we were there the pastor mentioned a mountain bike he had as a kid and he called it his "pleasure toy I'M CRYING DON'T CALL IT THAT??

@femiiiszn Because all the people who hurt me are sleeping

why is everything better at night? showering, watching tiktoks, eating cereal, listening to music, phone calls, everything.

@mxmoral3 Nothing in life is 100% but gaining the ability to get hard when I see pictures of rygos sure made me want to die less o7 and that has to count for something

how Do yall just. Know what your gender is. like 100%

Should I animate Close Encounters SNL rygos as Ryland Grace, question 😂 😭 #projecthailmary

@funkyylizard You’re so real for this 😌

would i get rocks thrown at me if i said i find suggestive art and explicit writing sexier than explicit art and suggestive writing ..

@candytimeline Me too 😅

I saw yall were making group chats… where can I get in on that..

@boomhotdog2 Actually I’m 23

the worst person you know is 19 years old

@aexphr This is insane, it’s like you took the way the fanfics look inside my brain and created pseudo-canon, I’m so happy I can’t even rn 😭 💛 it’s so well made 😭

No one tried to read my eyes, no one but you #bloodymary this is so rushed i'm sorry please ignore any errors🙏

@aexphr @emma_the_hobbit Can you mentor me 😭 I also wanna help make a movie style fan edit haha these are everything to me XD

@emma_the_hobbit listen i genuinely think if i had the time- plus like a pack of smokes and a Red Bull I could do it

pre-mission #bloodymary i love you enjoy this edit that almost made me pull my hair out because Dave's hair refused to cooperate