Mech Medic

@Morris_Better24 No but it sure adds a nice ambiance to the bounding drills happening around me.

Can't be singing "Staying Alive" as you're pumping away on some dude's chest & doing mouth to mouth, while other guys are spraying rounds everywhere! I don't know if I could make TCCC sound any gayer than that 😂 But I'm incredibly grateful for all the TCCC training I've received, medics are great

CPR in tactical settings always comes up during class. Here is a quote straight from the guidelines. “CPR should not be done at the expense of compromising the mission or denying lifesaving care to other casualties.”

@4nt1p4tt3rn Leftovers are amazing. Some stuff only tastes better the next day

For everyone who responds to me saying my family and I regularly eat leftovers: 1. Go fuck yourselves 2. My wife loves cooking. It's her hobby. 3. Feeding a family of four and correctly estimating how hungry each person is for each menu item for every meal is hard. 4. She intentionally makes more than necessary specifically so we have leftovers, so she isn't constantly in the kitchen doing meal prep for everyone all the time. 5. We have 3 extremely large top-loading freezers. 6. I will do whatever the fuck I want, it's my money. Not yours.

@Morris_Better24 That is correct.

@MechMedic Step 1 is Win The Fight

@BePrepared72 @Ursa_Theodorus Why do you think I’m looking at IDI’s on marketplace? Lmao.

@MechMedic @Ursa_Theodorus *looks at you coyly* But you want too... One day when gas doesn't cost a kidney a fill up I might even bring the Mad Max 8mpg Beast to G-Camp.

Women will post this shit while they doom scroll facebook and whine about “mental load”, “emotional labor”, and other made up things. That being said, don’t spend a bunch of time playing video games. You have shit to do. Like scroll marketplace for a cheap idi dually.

@BePrepared72 @Ursa_Theodorus NOT ALL OF US HAVE 3/4 or 1 TON PICK UPS

@Ursa_Theodorus @MechMedic You guys do the weirdest scrolls... *goes back to his .gov auction site*

@Ursa_Theodorus “Are there firearms in the home?”

@MechMedic “Are you in a supportive relationship?” *ziiip-craaack* “Do you feel safe at home?” Just the important stuff.

Attended a birthday party after mass and there was a 1 month old there. My wife looks at me and says “we need another one” Take your babies everywhere. We will fix the birth rate decline.

@4nt1p4tt3rn You’re quiet?

I am standoffish. Quiet. Introverted. I generally don't like people. When I engage, I can be blunt to the point of abrasiveness. I legitimately do not care what anyone thinks of me. When you approach me thinking that I'm going to behave just like you, you're in for a rude awakening. If I'm nice to you, there's only a small number of reasons why: 1. I think you deserve it 2. I think you'll benefit from it 3. I've taken temporary leave of my senses 4. I recognize a disparity in the power dynamic and I'm busy playing for time to find a way to get the upper hand That's pretty much it. And they are not listed in order of frequency of occurrence. And by "nice", I do not mean "kissing your ass". I mean I'm not going to be dismissive, acerbic, and generally condescending. In interactions, I tend to remain steadfastly neutral in affect until I've determined which way to shift. With most people, it doesn't take long.

If you’re friends aren’t sending you TCCC updates as they are released, they don’t care about you.

@Ursa_Theodorus I tend to not interfere in the business of those with higher licenses than I. BUT That would be less than ideal in the given situation.

@MechMedic Next you’re going to tell me I shouldn’t do a med rec in CUF

@wayofftheres @_JesseCinco Look, there’s only one way I’m getting 5 inches in my pants.

@_JesseCinco Glock 34, or Glock 17. And I’m judging you.

Ask me an equipment or training related question and I’ll answer as many as I can: 🧵

Hopefully this means airports get a little more peaceful.

@Ursa_Theodorus Wait hold the fuck up. First you take my antibiotic nuke and now you’re fucking with my txa dosing?! Next you’re gonna ask for a gcs and an ekg.

So, is it 2g bolus of TXA, or 1g bolus plus 1g 8-hour infusion? Good luck trying to sleep now!

It’s a bold move to pull on a woman with scots-irish genetics to be sure. But do you have the balls western man?

Your wife should be bread maxing. Get her a kitchenaid mixer with a dough hook.

I tell my wife this as I crack open the third banquet of the day. It’s 8 am. I will be drunk by noon.

The simplest of prayers are often the most effective.

Those who are close to me know my how badly marriage has struggled in the past. The other day we were discussing some things in regards to moving. This women looks at me and says “we need to pray about this”