Whisperer.

Understanding boyfriends sai washapewa excuse zingine hatari 😂😂

Na vijana mjue life is very basic. Don't complicate it. Get yourself a young feminine woman from a good family and marry her. Lipa mahari and sire children. Continue your father's lineage. Avoid marrying outside your tribe.

The genre of music you listen to affects how you perceive the world.

Teenage years are considered to be the best and worst years of a person's life.

Having a voters card doesn't equal a vote. But yeah, it's the first step.

Kuna tofauti between kuchukua kura because you want to use it to bring some change na kuchukua kura because wewe ni bendera, kazi ni kufuata tu upepo. #NikoKadi

There's something ukiogea maji baridi asubuhi, I have a testimony.

real ones use dark mode on every app.

i like talking to people like we're already friends, fuck introductions.

Be strong. Stay positive. Make them wonder how you're still smiling.

Lemme go grab a banana

Men look so hot in underwear

Hakuna watu huexperience morning boners vizuri kama growers

Kuna njaa fulani inakuhit ukiamka utafikiria hujakula wiki mzima. Alafu ipatane na stressing morning wood. Struggles!

Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Because you never know who would love the person you hide.

Social media is fake. Enjoy your real life.

Matter, Energy & Intelligence

When maturity hits you, silence is better than arguing.

How are my brothers in London doing? I mean Chelsea.

Manchester City damn it!