Sam

@cutiieepie6 Gladys

What’s an old-fashioned grandma name I could give my girl?

@Hania16836 20%

Kaleb and I went out for dinner last night and I left a $20 tip on a $125 bill. The waiter didn't take it well and told us we shouldn't be going out to eat if we can't afford to tip at least 50. Now we're wondering if $20 isn't really enough.

@PattonAmy @luxemiaa I eat 75.00 worth. You eat 25.00 worth. Thank you for paying 50.00 for us.

@luxemiaa Why would it matter so long as the bill gets paid?

I went out to dinner with a group thinking we were just going to split the bill evenly and keep it simple. Everything was normal while we were eating. People were ordering whatever they wanted, drinks were coming, vibes were good. Nobody said anything about separating bills, so in my head I’m like okay, we’ll just divide it and go. The bill finally comes… and suddenly everybody turns into accountants. Now people are calculating down to the last detail. “I only had this,” “I didn’t get that,” “mine was just one drink.” I’m sitting there watching the whole thing unfold like this is a completely different dinner than the one we just had. And the funniest part? The one person who ordered lobster and had about three drinks is the quietest one at the table. No calculations. No breakdown. Just vibes. I had to sit there and process how we went from “let’s just split it” to a full financial audit in under two minutes. At that point, I just paid for what I knew I had and mentally checked out. Next time, I’m asking questions before the food even arrives.

@chefsevenn Absolutely.

Be honest here… does anyone actually enjoy eating spinach?

@Axaxia88 Beautiful Family. Congratulations!

Whiskey the dog gently carried a pregnancy test in her mouth and brought it to “dad,” as a way of sharing the joyful news that mom was pregnant. 💖✨ When the baby was born, Whiskey once again embraced her role with love, becoming the most gentle and wonderful “big sister.”

@CharlieK_news Always a straight shooter.

🚨 Greg Gutfeld is becoming a serious problem for the left… and a HUGE asset for Fox News. He just said what millions of Americans are thinking: “We had countless deaths by illegal aliens, and you didn’t say SH*T!” That’s why Gutfeld keeps rising. No filters. No fake politeness. Just the truth delivered right to their face. Fox News has a star on its hands.

@ronsterd89 I also think adults should be able to order from the kids menu.

Does anyone think that restaurants should offer a senior menu for older customers? 🍽️💁🏼‍♀️

@LangmanVince Lighting a candle. Prayers for him and his family.

Rudy Giuliani has been hospitalized in critical condition! Please send prayers 🙏

@janninereid1 They got punished. Threats and light butt slaps, cured all of us. Great Parents, made strong, respectable adults who were successful.

That's a very good question! 🤔 What changed?

@perlinaino Beautiful Mommy and Baby. Congratulations!!!

Congratulations to our favorite Press Secretary, Karoline Leavitt, and her beautiful family on this incredible moment ❤️

@FrankBr05713205 It was family time. The treat was always Ice Cream on the way home.

When I was young and my parents took us on road trips, my mother would always pack sandwiches and snacks instead of stopping at restaurants to eat. They said it was too expensive to eat at restaurants and I though they were just being cheap. I just took my family on a short trip and we ate at restaurants. After paying those tabs I am now also coming to the conclusion that it is too expensive to eat a restaurants when traveling. I have become my parents and will be packing a food basket on our next trip!

@lady_valor_07 No

Men what is Stopping you from dressing like this ??

@luxemiaa I would have stood up and Left. He could eat your meal or take it home.

I went on a date the other day, and everything seemed normal at first. We sat down, got the menus, and I started looking through mine, already knowing what I wanted. The waiter came over, and as I was literally in the middle of saying my order, this man just jumped in and started ordering for me. Like… fully speaking over me. He didn’t even ask what I wanted first. Just went ahead and picked something like I was a child at a family dinner who couldn’t decide for herself. I just sat there for a second, looking at him, trying to understand what just happened. It wasn’t even about the food. It was the assumption that he could just decide for me without asking. The waiter looked confused, I was confused, and he was just sitting there like everything was normal. I didn’t make a scene, but mentally I was already checking out. Because if you can’t let me order my own food, I already know this is not going anywhere.

@Sxnt1_Sxndxval Nope. He's a THIEF.

Ayer despedí a mi propio padre de mi empresa y ahora mi madre me prohibió la entrada a la cena de Navidad. Hace dos años, cuando mi padre se quedó sin empleo a sus 55 años, decidí contratarlo como gerente de logística en mi compañía de transporte. Lo hice por amor y para que no perdiera su dignidad, pero fue el peor error de mi vida. Mi padre empezó a llegar tarde, a tratar mal a los empleados jóvenes porque "él tenía más experiencia de vida" y, lo más grave, descubrí que estaba desviando combustible para venderlo por fuera y "completar para sus gustos". Cuando lo confronté en mi oficina, en lugar de pedir disculpas, me dio un manotazo en el escritorio y me dijo que yo le debía todo, que él me cambió los pañales y que "un hijo no cuestiona a su padre". Le dije que en esta oficina yo no soy su hijo, soy su jefe, y que si fuera cualquier otro empleado ya estaría denunciado ante la policía. Lo despedí en ese momento. Mi madre dice que soy un "pequeño dictador" al que el éxito se le subió a la cabeza y que prefiero el dinero sobre la sangre. Mi postura es que el respeto se gana y que ser mi padre no le daba una licencia para robarme y destruir el clima laboral que tanto me costó construir. ¿Soy un hijo ingrato por aplicar la ley en mi empresa o mi padre abusó de mi confianza de la peor manera posible? Los leo en los comentarios. (Historia anónima)

@Cd_Julian_ Nope. He was ungrateful.

Le cuidé la casa a mi tío durante un año mientras él vivía en el exterior. Sin cobrarle nada. Pagué los servicios de mi bolsillo varios meses cuando él se atrasaba en las transferencias. Mantuve todo en perfectas condiciones. Cuando volvió me dijo que necesitaba la casa de inmediato y me dio dos semanas para salir. Sin agradecimiento, sin compensación por los meses que cubrí yo. Cuando le recordé lo que había pagado me dijo que eso había sido “mi decisión”. Antes de irme saqué fotos detalladas de todo. Luego le presenté una liquidación formal de cada gasto que había cubierto durante el año, con transferencias y recibos. Le di 30 días para pagarme o iniciaría un proceso legal por reembolso de gastos de administración. Me pagó en 15 días. No volvimos a hablar. ¿Debí haberlo dejado pasar porque era familia?

@glam_queenn 3

Be honest! What type of body do men prefer most?

@Cheriemike2 Gone on 30 seconds.

A lady told me she found out her husband has a secret WhatsApp group with his mother and his two sisters. The group name is 'Project Silence.' She only found out because his phone buzzed while he was in the shower. The message on the screen was from his mom: 'Make sure you don't tell her we have already sold the land in the village. If she asks for money for the kids' school fees, tell her you are broke.' The lady said her blood went cold. She didn't reply. She just left the phone there. When the husband came out, she acted normal. She served him dinner. He ate and went to sleep. At 1 AM, while he was snoring, she took his phone, used his thumb to unlock it, and opened that group chat. She scrolled through the phone and found out that for three years, they have been planning how to make sure she doesn't know about his promotions, his new properties, and even how they convinced him not to buy her a car. She said she sat on the edge of the bed looking at him sleep. I asked her, 'What did you do?' She looked at me and said, 'Mimi, I didn't wake him up. I just took his ATM card, went to the living room, and transferred all the money in his "Secret Business Account" to my mother's account. Now I am sitting here waiting for him to wake up by 6 AM to see the alert.' Omo, The suspense in that house right now is heavier than concrete.😳 If you were the wife, would you wait for him to wake up or would you have packed your bags and disappeared in the night? Let’s settle this! 🤐🔥"

@end3of6days9 Arizona

This may come as a shock to a lot of people… but this woman and her family intentionally flood their entire backyard to water their trees and grass. It’s called flood irrigation — they literally let the whole yard fill up with water on purpose. She walks through and shows just how full it gets, and says people are always surprised this is how they do it. The water is untreated canal water (not city drinking water) that’s specifically allocated for this purpose. Have you ever seen (or used) flood irrigation like this? I've never seen or heard of this before.

@saniyafatma1278 Henry

My cow needs a name. I am completely stumped as I feel like nothing fits him.

@guideforlovers It's her, not you. Let this filly roam somewhere else. She has issues

She set the trap and then got mad he fell into it