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@JACKCARTER009 Y’all figured out WWE was scripted but still think every TikTok “caught cheating” video filmed in perfect cinematic lighting is real

For their anniversary, he dropped his wife off at her side piece’s house… and told her he wanted a divorce. 😳💔📄 What’s worse—the cheating itself or finding out on a day that was supposed to celebrate your marriage? 🔥❓

@CajunDankMaster The internet will call everything “staged” except the most obviously staged videos imaginable

Get her ass

@polo_man404 The acting could be straight out of a middle school theater class and people still fall for it

It be the audacity for me how you gonna catch an attitude with me when you are the one who cheated. GTFO wit yo cheating azz 😡😡😡😡😡

@ofcrdeonjoseph The internet figured out reality TV was fake 20 years ago but somehow still falls for “caught cheating” skits every single week

Like a boss.

@lowkeyalbert You too? At this point I’m basically just documenting my descent into schizophrenia in real time for 12 impressions and a bot reply

me posting on Twitter with 0 likes, 0 retweets and 0 comments

@elonmusk I don’t even know what’s real anymore. This legitimately looks AI generated to me. What do y’all think? Any boomers wanna argue in the comments?

Real-time video of Starship from Starlink

@elonmusk @KonstantinKisin Elon, you know the rules. Historical nuance is banned. You’re supposed to acknowledge your white privilege immediately and then sit quietly while people with zero historical context yell at you online

Exactly. The West, particularly Britain, ended the majority of global slavery that had existed for thousands of years in all cultures and did so at great expense in blood & treasure. That a minority in America and Britain wanted to continue slavery is overshadowed by the fact that a supermajority within the West fought and many died to end slavery.

Very good example of the lies anti-Western activists love to tell: The claim that Britain only paid off slavery compensation in 2015 is false — and the person who spread it has admitted it. The claim that "British taxpayers were paying off slavery compensation until 2015" went viral in 2018 when the UK National Debt Management Office tweeted it. It was retracted almost immediately because it was wrong. The 1835 government loan used to pay slave owner compensation was fully redeemed in 1938. What continued beyond that were small residual government consolidated bonds — routine Victorian-era debt instruments bundled together with hundreds of other government expenditures from the same period, including the Napoleonic Wars and Irish Famine relief. This lie spread because it was emotionally compelling. It was not true. Yes, slavery compensation was paid to the owners because that was the only way to achieve abolition. And yes, abolition was the result of campaigning and technological changes but it nonetheless represents a unique achievement of the West: everywhere else, including the Far East, the Middle East and Africa slavery continued for decades, if not centuries, and into the present time. Note how, as usual, anti-Western narratives deliberately fail to engage in a fair comparison with OTHER empires and civilisations in the world and their conduct during the same time period. I refuse to hold our civilisation to a fake, utopian standard of perfection while letting everyone else off the hook.

@KeithfromVW @LindseyGrahamSC When he's was up for Re-election?... Is probably his last mention

@MediaOffScript @LindseyGrahamSC I can't remember the last time he even used the name South Carolina

If it is perceived in the region that a deal with Iran allows the regime to survive and become more powerful over time, we will have poured gasoline on the conflicts in Lebanon and Iraq. A deal that is perceived to allow Iran to survive and possess the ability to control the Strait in the future will put Hezbollah in Lebanon and the Shia militias in Iraq on steroids.

@bitcoin_corp @FearedBuck It’s supposed to be the lowest bidder… until somebody’s cousin gets a no bid contract for $800 million

@MediaOffScript @FearedBuck You mean highest!

This guy pulled up to prom in a military truck 😭

@brockpierson X is 99% bots, crypto gurus, growth experts, scammers, people crying about not being monetized, and boomers fighting for their lives in the comments

I am convinced 99% of you are bots

@RyanGarcia Ryan Garcia talking about “one punch changes everything” like we didn’t watch Tank fold him like a chair and have him looking at the ref like a Make-A-Wish kid begging for help

And just like that OVER 🥊 one punch can change everything

@KeithAdels @nicksortor Can’t wait to find out this somehow requires another $4 billion in emergency security funding

@MediaOffScript @nicksortor

🚨 BREAKING: SHOTS FIRED just outside the White House Multiple reporters are saying they've heard 30 SHOTS Press has been rushed into the press briefing room by Secret Service White House now on lockdown. Countersnipers on rooftop Pray for President Trump 🙏🏻 🎥 @selinawangtv, @ChrisFlanaganTV

@jakepaul “Damn cracker” from the dude who threatened to do blackface over @druski 's whiteface skit is crazy work

Damn cracker …

@ChampRDS That stoppage felt sponsored by FanDuel

OLEKSANDR USYK STOPS RICO VERHOEVEN IN ROUND 11 WHAT WAS THAT STOPPAGE?!?! #UsykRico

@Sourceofboxing That stoppage had “my entire parlay depends on this” energy

OLEKSANDR USYK JUST STOPPED RICO VERHOEVEN IN ROUND 11🤯 WHAT JUST HAPPENED ‼️

@jakepaul That stoppage came in with the urgency of a degenerate gambler who had Usyk winning and rent due tomorrow

I mean that’s the most insane shit I’ve ever seen Rico winning every round and the moment the ref sees to end it then he ends jt are you kidding Im the biggest usyk fan but bro you lost that shit Shoutout to rico for beating his ass every round and getting jipped Damnnnnnn

@itrade258 @CollinRugg They must spend all day reloading their feed wait for this moment

@MediaOffScript @CollinRugg 30. 30 seconds.

BREAKING: About 30 shots fired outside the White House. Secret Service reportedly rushed the press who were on the north lawn into the press briefing room. ABC reporter Selina Wang was in the middle of filming when the shots rang out.

@0xBadPrice @MarioNawfal Couldn't of been me. I would've handed the person recording a stack and said let delete that video... No matter of fact here's 100K give me the phone

@MediaOffScript @MarioNawfal i know, it melts my mind how anyone could be so fucking stupid .. even if he is already rich, fucking give it away ffs

🇺🇸 A Florida man pulled millions in bundled cash from the ocean near Fort Lauderdale and immediately called police. Most people wouldn’t. The Gulf has long been tied to cartel cash, failed drug runs, and smuggling routes. Honest man. Dirty waters.

@Airaxora HOW TO GET 6 STARS IN GTA WITHOUT THE MILITARY SHOWING UP

pretend ur 11 and this a youtube search bar

@Elsie_560 You obviously never clenched your cheeks through an entire commute praying to any and every god ever created to barely make it home to the toilet in time avoid shitting your pants and felt that wave of relief hit your soul

Name one ??