MedicatedWorldPeace

The 2s and 3s joke was very underappreciated

Oh no I just tipped a dollar too

$8.33 for my double shot medium iced latte fuuuuuuuuuuuu

Nothing this cool ever happens in my area

@CurtisWenis @ILikeCheapBeer Everyone: that’s sketchy Wenis:

@MedicatedWP @ILikeCheapBeer lol I had a coupon and got it the other day. It’s fine - I’ve had worse gyros for sure

I like Jimmy John's, but if you order their gyro, you should be unemployable.

His flat top is crisp

I asking God for a new lower back, knee, and wrist before my volleyball match in 3hrs

@Katerade I just assume when a bird is in an airport or grocery store they are gonna die because they are too dumb to escape. Maybe I’m underestimating them and I’m the real dumb🤔

@MedicatedWP I assume they're free to leave the same way they came in!

I’m in the Delta Sky Club. I’ve never been in the Delta Sky Club I got in through my coworkers guest pass. I feel like an imposter. This place is packed. Is this why flights cost so much? To supplement this bougie club?

I make my AI double space and transpose letters in at least one word in every email. Nobody would believe it’s me otherwise

@Katerade No it was ATL. Is that why the birds are there in RTP?? Can they escape or do janitors just scoop up dead birds every morning as more and more become trapped?

@MedicatedWP Was this at RDU? Does this get you into the skywalk where the birds come in and then children feed them Snyder's honey mustard pretzel pieces, and now there's just entire flocks of birds living inside the terminal?

My wife trying to calculate my levels after I drink 2 IPAs and switch to 5mg THC seltzers

😢

If you drink around Epcot, make sure you start left at Mexico with a flight of tequilas. That should set you off as you go around

@mrmikeMTL Mom and dad were in wheelchairs, so there was always vegetables at the table no matter what.

McWho?

It took this woman 3 long weeks to earn this baby’s trust. She was staying in a gated grass area near her job and one day her co-worker noticed a puppy but when they tried to get close it would run away. She zoomed in with her camera and noticed it wasn't a puppy. She believes she could be a Chiweenie. She called the shelter and asked for their help to catch her before the rain and they told her that if she couldn't catch her then neither would they because they "can't make magic happen" 🙄, so she kept trying to gain her trust every day with food. It worked. She took her to a warm safe place with lots of food and lots of love. This beautiful baby is being adopted now. How many of us would spend weeks trying to rescue a dog? That poor little girl was all alone in this big old world but soon she will have her forever home thanks to this wonderful woman who cared enough to take the time to rescue her. ❤️

Not a big county music fan. But I can be

Kacey Musgraves releases the music video for “Dry Spell” from her upcoming album ‘Middle of Nowhere.’