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spotify finally removed that dumbass shitass fuckass smartshuffle feature jah bless

they say i'm a swimmer the way i stroke breasts

the intro to Takin' It Back by TOTO sounds straight out of a draingang song, i'm surprised i never heard it be sampled

going for a run in ancient greece must have been chill as fuck just be butt ass naked no shoes no nothing maybe something to keep your dick and balls from swinging around too much

friday afternoon is upon us, let us seize the means of relaxation

at the club ordering ominous potions and the bartender keeps thinking he isn't hearing me correctly

i got my girl calling me "coach" she's all up in my ear like "put it in, coach"

i wonder if all of the most beautiful love songs were written for beautiful girls or if there were some beautiful songs written for some seriously chopped hoes

i wonder how sleepy joe is doing

the closest thing to a time machine that takes me back to 2022 that i have is buying a new pair of new balance 550s and when that next paycheck hits i might just do it because i've been feeling nostalgic lately

i went to this massage place but the lady didn't speak english so when i asked her for "happy ending" by the strokes (i just wanted to hear that song) she reached for my #hammer

@Remnantize didn't expect to hear la femme under one of these !

75th Ranger Regiment

grazing my dick with the barbell on certain exercises is lowkey goated

can i come over to your spot if i keep it wrapped

i'm greetmaxxing. i'm so hiipilled. this is so heycore. i'm hellomaxxing. walking past someone and giving them a little nod to acknowledge their existence is so nodcore. make eye contact for a brief moment and smile. honestly makes the world a better place

if a genie granted me one single wish i would not wish for world peace or for more wishes but i'd wish for that dumbass spotify smartshuffle feature to be removed

soundcloud motivational speech hardstyle sounds so good without a bitch in your ear telling you they're cringe

im over here pondering my orb n shit i got visions in my orb n shit im magical as fuuuckkk man i'm a wizard

the intellectual skater who wears baggy pants not for the aesthetic but rather to give their genitals more room believing this is beneficial to their testicular health

being a medieval farmer and having a bountiful harvest is a joy most will probably never get to experience