The Zimesis

@ColeJacksonFB Trade pick for Pickens

Alright folks. What's your pick at #45

@Lj_era8 ultimate troll would be for you to sign and announce an extension today. no one would believe you. please troll god, we need you

@JasonLaCanfora 8+ runs btw

When the GM is a fraud who has no feel for roster construction and a total inability to build a sensible bench, zero understanding of the import of defense and a failure of a player development system that cannot produce avg let alone plus defenders you get this 3 days in.

@ravens4dummies Perhaps the saddest part of crosby to hendrickson is not getting Maxx coming out of the tunnel on opening day. Trey won't hit the same unfortunately. Man, would have been #special

@ColeJacksonFB My tin foil hat theory: saw somewhere that ravens thought were close to deal with Lindy, and the post speculated raiders told Lindy’s agent to wait. If ravens caught wind, could they have backed out of deal with Crosby out of spite to some degree?

Makes you wonder if Nnamdi Madubuike's injury might have influenced what the medical staff could have seen that causes some fundamental long term issues. Factor in that they've lost a few guys to career ending injuries (i.e. Zach Orr). #RavensFlock

@ravens4dummies Possibly Lamar extension related?

Omfg???????? Physical?????

@kyledhamilton_ Idea: each race gets to pick an artist on a 4-year rotation, similar to Dave Chappelle's racial draft. The white's get to pick for next year

“Cheek bones broken, no words spoken. Put down like a dog, the frat leader frame mogged.”

@3YearLetterman @NickAdamsinUSA If Nick doesnt get a confirmation hearing by the end of the year, we riot

@NickAdamsinUSA Nick I thank God every day for the work you do for this country

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

@AM_Star5 im gonna compare them

Josh Allen played with a broken foot for 5 weeks. Lamar’s back hurt and he missed a game and a half in the most critical weeks of the season. Never compare them again

@ravens4dummies @illmalec To me, this was the obvious choice given the options unless you wanted to go the potential “offensive guru” route. How many champions the last few years are a credit to strong defense and plus QB play? That’s what you’re shooting for here

@illmalec I don't think they need a total makeover. Just some younger leadership with more energy and attention to detail. I think having someone *somewhat* closer to the org can understand the flaws, and perhaps what can remain. To be fair he hasn't been here in years lol

I'm not mad, I'm meh. There wasn't some other amazing alternative candidate they passed over. There was hope of *something new* in this moment but this organization just doesn't seem to have new ideas. Risk-aversion, familiarity, and the GM consolidating power by hiring allies.

@ravens4dummies Now that it’s all said and done, Tomlin owned us. Sad to say

Last win was knocking the Ravens out of the playoffs. SMH…. At least they won their last playoff game against him

@Yuri_Ravens Please donate: ochbuffalo.org/foundation/pat…

Someone tried to bring up Josh Allen legacy talk man back to the couch!

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Will the national media focus on Josh Allen’s turnovers in a playoff loss? Will the national media talk about Buffalos window closing after not getting it done without Lamar Mahomes and Burrow in the picture? Let’s see the standard!

@ravens4dummies pinned tweet: ochbuffalo.org/foundation/pat…

@ravens4dummies i think we disagree on chicken or the egg here. Culture drives things like film study, personal development, etc (IMO) which drives winning. Agree that if you don't win in return, the culture falls apart, but I think you ultimately need both

@MeetMeAtThe_Bnk They fail to get culture right because they don’t win consistently.

Winning is culture. Never heard of a losing team with “good culture” “Culture” is nothing. Winning. Putting games away. The Seahawks and patriots have great culture right now. The Broncos. They’re winning. Winning is fun.

@ThePrimalDino @grok @annonymous24601 That’s fine, but you said point blank to him that starship never achieved orbital velocity, then when he said it did, just on a suborbital trajectory, and got grok to agree with him, you mocked him on the suborbital aspect, which he never denied. Go read your own thread tho

My argument is completely consistent, because being in orbit is not defined by one factor. Orbital velocity is relative to the planet you are orbiting, and the parameters of your orbit. Being in orbit is also determined by whether or not you can complete an orbit on your current trajectory. All of these factors add up to conclude, decisively, that starship has never truly been orbital

Check the date. Bro saw that rocket flip over and blow up and instantly knew SLS would win.

@ThePrimalDino @grok @annonymous24601 Buddy you’re speaking out of both sides of your mouth. Your original point was fine, but you got pretty inconsistent in your argument at the end there

@MeetMeAtThe_Bnk @grok @annonymous24601 Duh, it’s an AI. You can get it to say whatever you want.

@ThePrimalDino @grok @annonymous24601 Grok said exactly what the guy said?

@grok @annonymous24601 “As of January 2026, no full orbital flight has been achieved, with all 11 tests remaining suborbital.” Thanks grok!