Turn it inside out so I can see
The part of you that's drifting over me
And when I wake you're, you're never there
But when I sleep you're, you're everywhere
You're everywhere
-Michelle Branch
Dude: I need to see a pic to know what you look like.
Me: I send him links to my ads, onlyfans, fansly, twitter, instagram, and review sites.
Dude: That’s not good enough, I need a pic right now and hold up 3 fingers.
Me: Fuck the fuck off. You guys be too much.
My guys are all getting hit with the same scam. You text a girl on tryst. Next thing you know, she’s saying she’s part of the cartel and you owe her $500 or else she will kill you and your family. 95% of my guys don’t pay, and guess what they are all alive. Don’t get scammed.
I don’t do anal cuz one time a guy didn’t use enough lube and ripped my ass apart. I was in pain and couldn’t shit for a week. A proctologist had to do emergency surgery on my ass. After the surgery, I got put on OxyContin and shitted blood for a week. So stop asking for anal.