FASH...♍️💕

PEACE☮️

@thisismeeema “A man called God” wey me I watch no be Kdrama o Na James Bond do dis one

We can all agree “A man called God” was everyone’s first kdrama yeah?

@Blac_nels Your guy abi you

shit dey catch my guy, but e no wan shit the food wey e chop, because dinner and tomorrow breakfast no sure😭😅

@Zeeshyttt I post this tweet exactly Weeks ago prob a month E no get reach 2 likes 😂😂

My coworker smoked weed while she was pregnant w/her baby up until she was seven months now he's is 2 y/o & won't talk. Nigga still high

@astroinrealtime Maldives

comment a city you've never visited but think about often. the universe will send you a sign by august.

@nordman__ They were chased away from their peers prob bcz They are ugly So they thought they could find love in other species -my thought😂

You will notice how it's never the beautiful bugs that are trying to sneak into your house, the butterflies etc. It's always the ugly. The desperate ones.

@Opehyehmmi Wetin bring the bed bugs self Dey visible abi na only me dey see am ?

I saw these on my sofa this morning, please tell me they are not bedbugs?

@yabaleftonline You’re recording and expect me to do that ??? Lol for the plot or what,?

Lady shares how she summoned courage and made a move on her friend and he instantly curved her.

@Uche_Gloriaa Do it in a safe way not usual way 🌚

Wife is 9 months pregnant and husband is hórny. What do you do as a husband?

@just_favvyy Wetin you wan get for return ? Na to pay for your hair too 😏

If I pay for your haircut, what am I getting in return?

@just_favvyy Smoke weed

Guys without girlfriends, what do you people do on Saturdays?

@EkeneNwachai @jon_d_doe Even if na outside at least na for one corner She fit shoot nyash for there too e no bad Good ventilation Na una go enjoy an pass self

@jon_d_doe Agba people wey no guide wey dey cook for outside with firewood how we go do our own ?

Stop wearing clothes when you're cooking for your husband if the children are not around and he's at home. He'll come to peep at you at the kitchen. As you're stirring that meal, your bumbum will be wiggling. He'll come from behind to eat the cook before what was cooked. End.

@yabaleftonline You getting no 🐱 tonight fella

A rabbit goes viral after he was seen resting his head on his “wife” while crying over losing her in a traffic accident 😭😭

@whopls_ You go release the force wey you deh use crush am And no let am clip finish

@Meet_Fash05 Tell me how abeg

Una still dey use crusher for smoke? Abeg I no fit grind my Igbo to dust abeg 😂

@Eva_Sommie See una life for cs Homophobic people These ones don get money o,their life don better Una deh there dey hate wetin dem Dey do 🤣 Meanwhile some of you are still struggling to eat even with the right gender by your side

My question is why this GÄÝ dude did a bbl?😡😡😡 The point of GÄÝ is not being sexually attracted to females right? So why do you silly GÄŶ people always have one pretending to be a Female?😡😡😤😤

@ComfortLolaa What about his d!ck print

The reason why men don't dress half naked is because women don't find men's nakedness attractive in any way.

@Oreo_chokolate What do they know about that?

All you ladies think and tweet about is sex sex & sex, can't you all talk about real-life stuff 🙃🌚

@Bachelorvw If there’s any other word than cheap, then YES

Do I look cheap ??

@Nimisioluwa She just want to be on the TOP GIST Because of her business Women!!

Her son recorded a video of her in the bathroom, mistakenly posted it online, and a few people saw it and saved it before she took it down. 🤯🤯💔💔

@favour16685 Na ur body go suffer am na😑

If I ever get into another relationship again, on my soul, I won’t be faithful.