Meghan Maloney

when I'm already in an irritable mood and someone decides to have zero common sense around me.

the cheetah girls didn't need to go that hard on ‘step up’ but they really did

me when something really bad happens: i am strong, i will get through this me when i am mildly inconvenienced: when will god kill me with lightning

I wanna be a “gym rat” but instead I’m a rat in the pantry 🥹

i did it. i pretended that air planes in the night sky were like shooting stars and it was fucking insane

Apple would be crazy not to use them in the next iPhone campaign lmao

Serious question.....How are people affording apartments? Every time I look and do the math I find myself left with $1.25 for the month.