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Megan Goetz

@MegGoetzMoney

She/Her. Contributes to @mcsweeneys @reductress, and more. Host of Real Chills podcast and Their Stories. Went through a unicorn phase in college.

Philadelphia, PA Katılım Mart 2012
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@Veiw_News Hey, why post this? Did Charles give you permission? If not, this is a pretty gross way to try and get some views.
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Veiw News@Veiw_News·
Opener comedian get booed off stage at Shane Gillis show.
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When people ask me how wedding planning is going
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*at baseball game* Fiance: that guy on the braves is my fantasy catcher Me: he's my fantasy catcher as well Fiance: really, from the Braves? Me: oh yeah he'd need to be pretty brave
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Wondering if Bridgerton makes only children that watch the show happy or sad that they don't have 8 siblings worth of tea to witness in their life.
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The second a crystal tower is big enough, the photos seem threatening
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Alan Massenburg@AlanMassenburg·
That’s the music that Kelce needed to hear to activate his haircut. Watch how he balls out in the second half
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I've never felt so old and so alive at the same time
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Reductress@Reductress·
Aw! This Woman Could Finally Afford a Place of Her Own by Committing a Crime in Norway: ow.ly/LvZS50QkSib
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Legit unwell
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Reductress@Reductress·
Wow! This Woman's First Words After Waking Up From a Coma Were 'Five More Minutes': ow.ly/9aUe50HeIia
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@KarenDeBonis It is a bummer every time! I'm sorry you went through it. Hoping the next one sells out 🤞
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