Meggity Peggity

When you miss Astate a little extra sometimes

Didn’t think the three weeks before graduation would be when I wanted to drop out of college most.

I love when I sign an email and google changes my name to “Meh”

When I die, I want frat boys to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time

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A dog at work was breathing weird & I was worried he was choking, turns out he ate too fast and got food up his nose

Big 2019 mood

What if professors could review students??? “Chad missed class 12 times, then begged me to round his 65.9 to a B. Would not recommend”

My brain has decided to associate allergies with seasons changing so I was up with sinus pressure and my brain goes “WEAR FLANNEL BUY A PUMPKIN LOOK FOR ORANGE LEAVES”

Sometimes I catch myself singing the fight song in my head when I’m bored. Oh well #redwolfproblems

Hello yes my bestie (@RobbieGayle) is more talented than yours

Date someone with the same zodiac sign as you. You already know their strengths/weaknesses and now you don’t have to look at TWO horoscopes every week

@emily_elise1996 PLS DO NEXT TIME I WILL PAY YOU DOUBLE

Just heard a radio ad for Raising Cane's and I'm v upset bc I CANNOT EAT IT HERE WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL

@slayellenx It was worth noting 😂😂😂

@itscarleesmith Really thought my family was the only one who ate those 😂 glad there's other superstitious families out there

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