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@MegaJumPrime

Katılım Temmuz 2010
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bitch@MegaJumPrime·
@EaterOfBrushes Can you imagine the judging at the next Golden Demon after it releases
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Eater Of Brushes@EaterOfBrushes·
Just posting this on your timeline again to show how peak it is
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bitch@MegaJumPrime·
@RoxyTall Probably needs another cat, but that won't stop the noise necessarily. Some cats just don't do well in certain spaces
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Roxy@RoxyTall·
I’ve speculated that maybe he wants another cat for company but it would be a bit of an imposition and not even a guarantee that it’ll stop this behaviour. I don’t know what else to try and I am losing it, barely functioning off like 4h sleep every day.
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Roxy@RoxyTall·
Okay so this cat that is mine now: every morning between the hours of 4-7am he starts meowing loudly and making a massive racket. Banging and clawing on doors, windows, walls, anything that makes noise. His voice is soooo loud, it’s starting to feel like pain in my ears-
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bitch@MegaJumPrime·
@NoaDalzell The amount of athletes that have come back strong in this amount of time can be counted on one hand, and not using all fingers. Amazing stuff.
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Noa Dalzell 🏀@NoaDalzell·
It's just been a perfect half from Jayson Tatum Still hasn't been 11 months since the Achilles injury Mind-boggling stuff
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bitch@MegaJumPrime·
@ImmaPinkBubble Probably means the matcher is playing the field heavily...his loss
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ImmaPinkBubble on 🦋@ImmaPinkBubble·
I know dating apps suck, take time & I’m not entitled to instant replies…But being left on delivered for a few days is 🥲 (I say as a person who hadn’t open the app for a few months but shhhh). I’m not built for this - pls give me my serotonin via likes on thirst trap 🥺
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bitch@MegaJumPrime·
@princesalamwane Shows picture where cramped up like a toddler that's constipated.."why .....URRGGHHH.....womaAARGGGHH"
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bitch@MegaJumPrime·
@H1TWOM4N Need some of those stick on googly eyes
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Ash@H1TWOM4N·
Don’t look directly in my Venus dimples it will put a spell on you
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gail@iluvektar100·
Can cats be autistic
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bitch@MegaJumPrime·
@dietxcokewhore Some people don't understand that it's not a contest , ugh
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nic@dietxcokewhore·
i was just like 🧍🏻‍♀️ like yes i absolutely feel horrible for him because losing a dog is horrific but maybe don't say that to someone whose grandmother just died in a very traumatic way
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nic@dietxcokewhore·
today i was talking to my coworker about my grandma's passing and so abruptly she goes "you know who i really feel bad for is *redacted* because his dog just died"
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Elliedrad Bunthran@Aeldarellie·
I wanted a new pinned post so erm hi I’m Ellie I like elves, skeletons and socialism. Here’s me and some things I’ve painted! ☺️
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bitch@MegaJumPrime·
@Tallsdurf Immediately I flashed back to the Luka playoff 3...and felt so good watching Rudy recover from the fake and move his feet. Apart from Wemby I don't think anyone else makes that block
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Nate@Tallsdurf·
Remember when Rudy Gobert clamped Kevin Durant in isolation?
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bitch@MegaJumPrime·
@jpottingaround @NBA We're also largely behind the idea that Shams is...not great either
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bitch@MegaJumPrime·
@ringwardnation @esjesjesj Maybe you don't realize shutting the fuck up is important. Thinking Elon is analogous to Oppenheimer is ludicrous. Elon isn't even a fucking engineer, he just has a talent for buying other people's companies.
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Chasing West@ringwardnation·
@esjesjesj Nah he was, or you can compare Ford in wwii if you like Trump would be silly not to leverage the private sector particularly elon since hes contracted to the fed
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bitch@MegaJumPrime·
@bannedbreehwa New Minnesota doesn't understand seasons like old Minnesota did
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bitch@MegaJumPrime·
@garlic_wife Your private audience does not understand what glory they passed over
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garlic wife@garlic_wife·
i posted a pic with a tiddy out on private and only 1 person liked it ama
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bitch@MegaJumPrime·
@ifudontlike2bad Better question, does it occur biannually or biennially
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bitch@MegaJumPrime·
@FoxxieLaLune He is maybe the most turd-like being on all of hobby xwitter
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Foxxie La Lune🌙✨@FoxxieLaLune·
I’m literally stronger than him btw he can’t even deadlift his body weight and he blocked me lol
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bitch@MegaJumPrime·
@AshNicoleMoss They don't really tackle the problem whatsoever
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Ashley Nicole Moss@AshNicoleMoss·
i kiiiiiinda don't like any of these lol
Shams Charania@ShamsCharania

The NBA presented three comprehensive anti-tanking concepts to its Board of Governors on Wednesday, with modifications expected to each before a formal vote in May, per ESPN sources. 1. 18 teams in draft lottery (seeds 7-15 in each conference) – flattened odds, with bottom 10 teams having an 8% chance, the remaining 20% odds distributed in decreasing order for 11 through 18, and and a lottery drawing for all 18 picks. 2) 22 teams in lottery using 2-year record (seeds 7-15, plus the four playoff first round exits in both conferences). Lottery teams would reach a minimum win total floor in each season, such as 25 wins. If a team falls short of the floor, it gets slotted to meet the floor. Top 4 drawn as part of lottery, as is currently. 3) 18 teams in a "5 by 5" lottery – bottom 5 teams have equal odds for the top pick, with lottery formed for picks 1-5. Bottom 5 teams have a floor at 10; those that fall out of top 5 get sorted in a separate drawing.

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bitch@MegaJumPrime·
@Everett_G07 I am, he was hurt, so not really - but having that roster spot go to a player capable of being in the rotation is important
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bitch@MegaJumPrime·
@kourtneyinhell Butt-chugging the death lemonade is certainly...a choice
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does anyone dare me to put one of those panera lemonades up my butt. for the energy
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