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OMG learn out to pronounce Helenius!!! It is not that fucking hard.

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Tickets to a @DallasStars hockey game with my love.

Anyone else shout “Stars” in their living room during the anthem? Just me? Okay just making sure.

@canespowerplay Sounds like this shit. I mean really?

These Facebook trade proposals kill me😂

It’s been a loooooong week and it’s only Thursday.

@ILoveBlueBell It tastes like fake chemical. No actual honey flavor at all. Hard pass.

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@trackalwayslit Well technically they are below the Mason-Dixon line; however, I do not know of a single person that would call Maryland "the South."

Maryland “also the South” oh my God open the schools

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This is still something I struggle with every day. Especially after now being labeled the bad daughter bc I finally had enough of the hoop jumping/silent treatment that occurred no matter what I did. So be it. It has been 6 years, and I'm doing ok.

Wally is the only one I feel bad for. He played his ass off both series. Everyone else can cease to exist...

damn minnesota what happened 😭 it was 3-0 and then i went to bed

You can be a good person with a kind soul and still tell people to fuck off when needed.

@_GregFinley Let’s go Stanky and the Canes!

Yeah it’s so Avs Hurricanes in the cup final lol

You know I hate the Avs, but always Fuck the Wild! See y’all in Cancun bitches.

@delllannney People in the comments saying on AI uses the Oxford comma. Children I’ve been using it since before most of you were born. You will pry it from my cold dead hands.

As an oxford comma truther there is only one correct answer

@harrleigh27 Ew never, but what happened?

yall are about to make me start defending cale makar 😫

@PatrickHayslip Every damn time. He’s so annoying and a waste of airtime.

ESPN: Let's introduce Dave Jackson. Dave: I don't know anything

Time to get this house in order after dealing with the dog’s eye removal and then popping a stitch. The mess/clutter is driving me mad.