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I somehow have won 17 ranked games of League in a row. 10 more and I'm diamond for the first time ever.

They will be changing that logo again real soon

@emerome Have you tried not being short?

This is how I feel being around anyone over 5”6

@WizKayTV @JakeSucky Martin shkreli

@JakeSucky I have never seen a more punchable guy in my life.

Hit pregnant wife live on stream because you spilled on your PC Deny it ever happened despite it all being recorded Apologize and admit you "made a huge mistake" Never got banned on ANY platform including Twitch Return to stream repping a "Jesus is my god my king" shirt nice

@GuntherEagleman @brianglenntv ive seen more energy at a keith sweat concert in the rain

PATRIOTS CAMPING OUT FOR TRUMP IN THE VILLAGES, FL. Lined up HOURS prior to Trump arriving! MAGA energy is UNMATCHED! LFG! @brianglenntv

@lustfulaurora shouldn't that be backwards?

replace my titties with your pillow

@Nilkski_ risk watching something, not liking it and wasting your time, or go back to something you know you enjoy?

Guys do I watch Hunter Hunter for the first time or Apothecary Diaries for the 14th (I’m not kidding) time?

@numiii My mindset is: if you're gonna play games without live viewers in studios, play best of series every day and do it like the LPL. 2 or 3 series a week, triple round robin.

really tired of this narrative of "if there are more LCS roadshows" people will show up 1. are you going to LCS finals in arizona? 2. this demographic is not traveling to LCS like they used to 3. flight prices are insane REGARDLESS of where you're flying to/from

@webegga Why does he look like wilford brimley?

this guy is high as balls from the vet because he has crippling anxiety and meanwhile she could not give less of a fuck

@maggie_m32809 Ok who tf are you and why are you on my timeline if I don't follow you

@PamelaHensley22 @paulacarterbass nice job not answering the question, twunt

@paulacarterbass I believe Comey was trying to get one of his supporters to do something to President Trump. I would vote guilty if I were on that jury and I know a lot of people in North Carolina think the same way.

An arrest warrant has been issued for James Comey. This case was brought in the Eastern District of North Carolina. The vast majority of the jury pool is this area voted for President Trump. Comey is going down, baby!

@PlotWeaver @CNN Obama was funnier, more handsome, a better dancer, and a more effective leader. Not to mention he's not a pedophile or a rapist, so better human.

@MegaNecrozma @CNN lol Does anyone with an IQ above room temperature believe that???

The US will soon begin issuing passports featuring an image of President Donald Trump inside, a State Department official said. cnn.it/49hAT58

@PlotWeaver @CNN Obama was better at everything

@CNN When it comes to trolling, President Trump is a master. I just hope that he will find a way to make deep cuts in federal spending too, that and deport all illegals.

@Crucile @Fukvvon Why would I want a coach who calls me a retard? Guarantee you wouldn't do this to someone's face you tiny insecure bitch

@Fukvvon its ranked retard ur supposed to try your best play to win picking good champs is part of the deal. go play ur bullshit in norms

good player playing bad champ while smurfing deserves ban

@lvstations Not professionally but I was an accounting major in college

@TFT Bring back set 2 for a patch you cowards

K.O. Coliseum (Set 15) is coming back as Choncc’s Treasure! Returning to the Convergence with new Power Ups, updates to Power Snax, and more

@Xmetalfanx @MooSnuckel No you had the right one, I got them mixed up.

@MegaNecrozma @MooSnuckel oops ... got my clips mixed up ....the one i was thinking of was when Brian hit Moo off the map and it was "I HATE YOU Brian, I loath you >:| "

I have a little project going on and wanted everyone’s input: What are some of your favorite clips/moments of mine from over the years(besides “pants on fire” and “that’s twice now it hasn’t worked”)?

@Xmetalfanx @MooSnuckel I hate that most compilations cut out the bit right after rabid moo. Vanoss hits him off and we get the "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?! I HATE YOUUUUU"

@MegaNecrozma @MooSnuckel two of my favorites .... the eagle bird one in deathrun, and the rabid Golf it, clip ... also another one ... youtu.be/DEG-xyfjn3E?si… ... the "Brock going to get a drink" clip, lol

@Emilyccstreams r/brandnewsentence

I walked on the treadmill for a marathon segment on my stream for 15 hours last night and waking up today is what I imagine Bonnie blue feels like on a daily basis

@LangmanVince @BarackObama your bald ass head looks like a penis

@BarackObama He left a manifesto you scumbag and it read like one of your Trump Deranged speeches!

Although we don’t yet have the details about the motives behind last night's shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner, it’s incumbent upon all us to reject the idea that violence has any place in our democracy. It’s also a sobering reminder of the courage and sacrifice that U.S. Secret Service Agents show every day. I’m grateful to them – and thankful that the agent who was shot is going to be okay.