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God knew what He was doing when He didn’t allow me to understand Swahili….. One less language to be insulted in. 😌♥️🌺

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Interstellar

@SKYPAHANCHO Bois hii kitu tumeona mara mingi sana😂😂

Woman in Nyamira ran out of her homestead after spotting a huge snake locally known as “omier” perched on top of a banana tree.

Weka charging fee ya ksh 1 bob mtu akitaka kuvote

@nchoro_ Catfish 😂😂

Ni back up yake msee

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@mzee_ki @georgediano 😂😂🔥Hiyo ni ngori

@georgediano Wtf is un-beefing. 😂😂

Flamboyant city lawyer Steve Ogolla has officially reclaimed the entire herd of cows he once paraded as dowry for his ex-wifey, Cebbie Koks Nyasego, marking the grand finale of their short-lived mareej. The village elders said if Cebbie doesn’t return those cows, technically she’s still Steve’s first wife. Meaning, no other man can pay dowry for her unless the cows do a reverse migration back to Steve’s kraal. Tradition be tradition! Now imagine, if Steve had not retrieved his cows and the unfortunate happened, he’d still be listed as husband on the obituary program. And if Cebbie dared to accept cows from another man, her father would be forced to return them faster than a Safaricom loan reminder. So, in short, Steve’s retrieval mission was not just legal, it was spiritual freedom in bovine form. After the bitter breakup, Steve didn’t even take a breath. He immediately introduced a new gojiias damsel with sianda madwong and tirries standing at full military attention. Word on the street is, he plans to tie the knot as soon as he finishes the traditional un-beefing ceremony at Cebbie’s home. But let’s be honest, Steve ain’t playing fair. How do you take back cows after kusongesha beacon? What about the diameter that was expanded in the process? Who compensates for emotional and geographical widening? Justice for Cebbie! May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in that thing called Mareej. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

Huyu msee hukuwa fala

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Finally nimejua kuswim

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