Meg

Learned that animals infected with rabies go through an initial "dumb and depressed" phase and now I'm worried I'm gonna start foaming at the mouth.

Men’s hockey is so boring what do you mean none of the players are married and on the same line? They can’t get penalties with their partners or assist their goals?

Stressed bc there’s no Montreal date for Hayley Williams so I’ll have to drive to Toronto… but then I remembered I prob won’t be able to get tickets anyway 🙃

Same people screaming at CFIA for “slaughtering healthy birds” (on a farm that failed to report HPAI outbreak) probably went home and had chicken and a tall glass of milk for dinner.

How do I fix my twitter algorithm to be real people who care about animals and the earth and (all) people and books and video games again??

@do_rei_mi thank you. its humbling having the vocabulary of a toddler.

@Megaafauna Oh I wish you so much luck

social anxiety exposure therapy final boss: move to rural quebec when u don't speak french 🤠

Been visiting home in Ontario and the humidity is a nightmare after spending a year in Calgary. My glasses are fogged and SLICK 🤢

Do you know how many thoughts I've had to just THINK and not post on the internet since leaving twitter 😔

@DrRook13 It’s out of my hands now so I’d like to vote for less stressful as long as I’m not alone with my thoughts 😂

@Megaafauna More stressful 2.5 weeks or less?

My fiance is reading fourth wing so he can partake in being a hater with me

Living downtown means no wait for an uber to the airport but the uber asked me “how my nights going” and is bumping club music… sir I just woke up

@StephCardozoPod @jjfitzgeraldMD Reading comprehension is a lost art

@jjfitzgeraldMD What are you talking about?

As a Urogynecologist I cannot emphasize more strongly, literally am begging, women to learn about what actually happens and can happen to your body during chilbirth before getting pregnant. Don’t be blindsided. Go in prepared, ready, and certain in your choice to be a mother.

@BBuildist @jjfitzgeraldMD “You’re pretty much a monster” immediately before making a comment with r*pey undertones. Ok

I got ID’d at a work party yesterday ☹️ the legal age here is EIGHTEEN ☹️ I am a doctor ☹️ I have a tattoo sleeve ☹️

@ImOnAGuyatt Meeee please I must consume media I cannot be alone with my thoughts

“Go for a walk for your mental health” ok now I’m walking and thinking about all my cringe moments

I think people seeing my calculator app history would be way more embarrassing than my browser history.

Unfortunately, I am addicted to getting a second caffeinated drink at the zoos cafe every day between checks and I apparently cannot stay awake past 8pm without it

@AbuAlexMathew5 Non-vegans eat cashews too..?

Meanwhile vegans drink cashew milk thinking it's cruelty free.

Smug little guy just displaced me from the pillow I was laying on.