Megan Warden

I do a lot of “lols” for someone not laughing

There should be a fine for busting ass on a plane. I shouldn’t have to sit in a circulating fart for 5 hours.

Making fun of someone for going to Harvard is top tier

I ate my emergency plane snacks in the first 20 minutes of my 5 hour flight. 😩

Yea, deport the ice cream man, that will make America great again.

I think Elon is smart enough to not make enemies with someone who has more power than him. Which makes me believe he knows he has the power now.

I just did a kegel and cracked my back

I’ve been spending more and more time by myself simply because I don’t have the capacity to take on anyone else’s problems and I can’t help but be empathetic to the ones I love but when Im not around my people then I miss them and need their love. It’s a torturous cycle.

TSA agent said “back again eh?”

You run into your friends at the club, I run into my friends at the airport.

I was just thinking about how I love that I’m in all the family group sub chats that make fun of the people that aren’t in them and they have little secret inside jokes, then I realized there is probably one that I’m not in. 🤨

I went on a date with this guy and when we were walking to our cars there was this yellow G-wagon and I was like “I hope that douchey yellow school bus isn’t yours” and guess what….. he beep beeped that thing unlocked and I started crying laughing. Okay Ms Frizzle…

I can’t wait to see SNL after this debate

Does anybody actually use the hummus notification sound on slack?

My theory is the men who post their girl the most and do all the extra shit on social media, are the ones cheating the most. Watch out for the ones who go above and beyond to make you feel secure, it’s for a reason.

Doing a new work out plan where I have to run a mile every time I text someone I shouldn’t

Someone said they are going to spike the potato salad with raisins 😂

You shouldn’t be able to run for president if you’re too old to physically run

Update: + Miami x2 + New York x 3 + DC/Baltimore x 4 + Bay Area x2 + Santa Rosa x1 Sacramento San Diego Barcelona, Spain Paris, France And more to come!

In the past 3 months I’ve gone to: Miami x4 New York x2 DC/baltimore x3 Bay Area x2 Santa Rosa Vegas x2 Turks and Caicos Dominican Republic Bahamas Puerto Rico And more travel coming up!!