Megan Browne

@cheycoxe you're the devil see you at 5 I'll bring popcorn. ♡

I need mother fucking tea.

Studying selfie with my cat🐱 instagram.com/p/vLS3fxwcp-/

Only 1650 mb over my data limit. My dads face at the end of the month is not going to be one of love.

It's sick how people feed on other people's problem's.

While I powdered my nose he would powder his gums.

Nows not the time to be talking about failing finals kids. It's do or die.

I don't know anymore

At least we're under the same sky

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES HOW WRONG THIS IS ?

Champagne and Cocaine

The importance of wearing clothes when home alone: Oh look there's none.

Compliments make me want to put my face in the ground and stick my bum in the air. . Like an ostrich. I don't know they just do.

Top form.

The debate between staying in bed and being hungry or getting up and eating

If I was a robber I'd look at their rubbish, like "oh you shop at woolworths,you probably have a flat screen tv too"

Mom's making me drink a bottle of water before I go to origin. Mom's are smarter than you think

Smoothies for breakfast then mac-donalds for lunch. Makes sense

Why did the chicken cross the road?....To prove he wasn't chicken. Ha ha

When you start drinking shower while you shower, you know you're hungover.