Teenage Middleage Lawyer

Whale wants to relax

Cyclops: fuckkk why did I cheat I have so much pussy to eat Professor X: I need twenty child soldiers to fight Juggernaut and half of their powers should be useless Wolverine geeked in a forest somewhere:

i have a COMICALLY bleak view out my window in vegas

⚠️ lobster activity ⚠️

Saw this and thought of you.

Me when a customer asks if we have gluten free bread (We do make gluten free bread I am just a psycopath)

Sometimes you just gotta break out ol’ reliable

Sadly, @The_Ben_Starr couldn't make it to our The Narrative of #Warframe panel, but Creative Director Rebecca Ford was able to make an appearance instead!

me when i fucking GET YOU

The fact that she can say this while maintaining a straight face😭

@TheArtSmitty @shitpost_2049 clanker

@shitpost_2049 is this original content? it’s phenomenal