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@RoyRogers_HTMS It did in his case…..

Does a lead flute work in rock? Jethro Tull would have been so much better with just lead guitar.

@TaraBull They are both frightening pictures….. 🫣

Frightening that this is the same person

@TheCinesthetic That went right over their heads….

“Got sucked into a video game.” “Which one?” “Tron.” An all time deep cut that flies over the table. Jeff Bridges makes it land.

@jimmycarr I stand corrected, not sure why I don’t remember this. Well, maybe my habitual consumption of marijuana may have something to do with it…..🤷🏻‍♂️ Gonna have to rewatch

@harrymack 🔥🙇‍♂️🙌🏼

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@TheStingisBack You could’ve stopped at Neve Campbell. No one remembers anything about the movie, just that scene No, seriously, totally forgot Kevin Bacon was in it…….🤣

Wild Things, starring Denise Richards, Neve Campbell, Matt Dillon & Kevin Bacon, hit screens 28 years ago today. Thought you might like to know. Anyway, here’s a very wet Denise.

@AuntCunt @doggintrump Not all, just the unintelligent ones….

@doggintrump It’s kinda bizarre to me that Americans write people off completely because of who they voted for at some point. Idk anything aboot him maybe he’s not a nice person but I find this a weird thing to do. I can’t write a tweet aboot anything withoot someone speaking aboot trump

There would’ve been a time about 30 years ago, this news would’ve upset me. Today, I’m like, eh, he’s a Trump supporter. Whats for lunch?

@TheStingisBack The picture is at the top, as is the Carol Burnett Show, and Soap, imo

Sting’s Friday Question #2 What’s the funniest TV show you’ve ever seen? Sitcom, stand-up, improv, sketch, satire, mockumentary… anything. Which show makes you laugh harder than all the rest?

@GTA6Alerts Betcha it gets delayed til November……

BREAKING: GTA 6 Trailer 2 is here The game looks incredible! ❤️ Can't wait for May 26, 2026

#RIPChuckNorris Legend

@Maxy_stein @fckfmrocks

What band got you into metal? 🤔🎸🤘🖤🤘

How tall are you without describing it with feet, inches, or the metric system?

@jimmycarr Serious question, are farts not funny in England? While, maybe lowbrow, still undeniably funny, at least to most guys Especially when unexpected…..

Last One Laughing Season 3 AND Halloween special are CONFIRMED! Laugh now... While you can.

@conquertheno Aunt Linda

Who is this? Wrong answers only. 🤔

Hey @MTA I see we’re back to having homeless sleeping on trains again. Laying across what little real estate there is in your shitboxes

@LoudOutside Her mother should’ve slapped her….

A young woman was having a meltdown and said her own mother refused to help her: “I’m having a panic attack, and this is my mom. I tried to tell her I’m so tired/exhausted. She told me to go to bed.”

@Antunes1 That’s how it happens….. There are consequences for your actions…..

Clavicular CALLED THE POLICE on a stupid girl who slapped him for no reason 👀😂

@PattyMurray I’d expect nothing more from a senator from one of the trashiest state in the country…… You, more than illegals, need to be deported…..

The average person is more likely to be struck by lightning than they are to commit voter fraud. Seriously. That's a real stat. I'm voting NO on the SAVE America Act.

@td_nash LT

Out of these two linebackers, who do you think was better?🧐

@charliebcurran Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2027 Academy Award Best Picture…..

If you think AI film can’t be art then explain this.