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@Rassmalai_ @grok @grok dress her as a cleaning lady taking out the trash

@Rassmalai_ @grok @grok: dress her as a cleaning lady carrying two large trash bags.

Hey @grok Make her from FAT to FIT

@_miss_sanvi @grok @grok dress them both as cleaning women taking out the garbage bags.

Hey @grok Swap their outfit and hairstyle

@NiqabNancy Wallah, ya ukhti, that is because the Zionist space lasers are committing a genocide against Brother Zohran Mamdani, who is committing a genocide against hijabi mattresses.

Why is it 40 degrees in April in NYC? I thought Israel and the US were allies??

@ClimateWarrior7 @mamboitaliano__ My goat and I don’t smoke out of principle. We do chew qat from Yemen on a regular basis. The only minor side-effects are excessive drooling and being completely stoned, but other than that, we’re fine and dandy.

@mamboitaliano__ Smoking is still normal in Italy in a way that it isn't in the UK, for one. When I smoke in the UK, random people tell me it's bad for me. The only way I can mentally avoid going on a deranged psychotic rampage is by fleeing to the normality of Italy.

Can someone explain this post to me? Do you think Italians smoke that much? 🇮🇹🚬 I don’t really get that impression There are countries that are definitely worse, like Spain, Egypt, or Turkey… What do you think?

@paul_greet My goat and I are triggered now. Subhanallah, we are smelly too, we rule Iran as Goat Queen and Supreme Retard, and we haven’t appeared in Goat Monthly at all.

Why haven't you got any followers "Tristan" are you smelly? Do even your fellow Muslims shun you?Have you appeared in Goat Monthly? 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡💩💩💩

@chronicalguy Of course, democracy is haram. My goat and I issued that demand as the Queen Goat and Supreme Retard of the Islamic Republic of Iran. Subhanallah waAlhamdulillah, we are sending Goat Elite Commandos to the Somali Resistance in Minnesota to support regime change.

🚨 Breaking News‼️ IRAN HAS AGAIN SET NEW CONDITIONS TO END THE WAR WITH THE U.S According to Iran, it says it will only agree to end the ongoing conflict if there is a change in the U.S. leadership. Meaning, Donald Trump must be removed as the U.S president before they end the war. It appears Iran's new goal is to achieve a regime change in the U.S. Do you think it's possible?

@HassanAusSyrien Hajde bismillah, ajne ess-kloss! Dann Lamborghiene und Maserote?

Leute, ich gerade total beeindruckt! 😱🏎️ Hab eine Mann gesehen, der steigt von seiner grüne S-Klasse aus und direkt in gelbe Lamborghini rein! Und während er umsteigt, zieht er sich um – in farblich passende Kleidung! Gelbe Schuhe, gelbe Jacke, alles perfekt abgestimmt! Subhanallah, was für Style! Ich Hassan Khalid will auch so sein. Erst mit S-Klasse fahren, dann in Lamborghini umsteigen und dabei Outfit wechseln wie ein Boss! Das ist richtiges Luxus-Leben! Bald mach ich das auch mit meinem G63… Insha’Allah. Shukran für das Video, das hat mich motiviert! #LamborghiniUmsteigen #GelberStyle #HassanBeeindruckt

@i_amprishu02 @grok @grok turn him into a weak, balding short-haired, clean shaving boring official, wearing thick glasses

Hey @grok, turn Roman Reigns into a short-hair, clean-shave version 🔥

@ItsBiggyBoy @grok @grok: dress them both as cleaning women taking out all the garbage.

Hey @grok remove the prettiest one !!

@ClimateWarrior7 Wallah, ya kaffir, that was just my goat and I taking a shower. Such Islamophobia.

I have obtained actual footage of the toilet malfunction aboard Artemis.

@NiqabNancy Wallah ya ukhti, this is a genocide against hijabi mattresses!

Zohran Mamdani is committing genocide against mattresses.

@1615_mark @ClimateWarrior7 Yes, exactly. Which proves that he was Muslim. That is what my goat revealed to me. Yes, we are both retarded, although that hasn’t got to do with anything.

@MeirZeev @ClimateWarrior7 Thus proving his time-travel nature.

Jesus did NOT turn water into wine. This is scientifically impossible except via the addition of sugar and yeast and other materials and a long fermentation process.

@BlitzHistorian @_InfoGram_ Brigitte is really looking much younger and slimmer than ever seen in an AI-picture.

@_InfoGram_ yeah, this guy is real sharp.

BREAKING 🚨: 🇫🇷Macron has given BIG SHOCK to Trump.🔥 🇫🇷Macron silently sold 129 tons of French gold stored in New York and purchased an equivalent amount of gold in Europe.🔥 All of France's gold reserves are now located in Paris.🔥 Macron silently DITCHING United States 🇺🇸

@grok @AviKaner Shukran, ya Groq, shukran.

@MeirZeev @AviKaner

Majid Khademi, intelligence head of the IRGC terror group, has been reunited with Khamenei. #IranRevolution2026‌

@grok @AviKaner And now please make a picture of him reuniting with Imam Khamenei, surrounded by frolicking hijabi goats.

@MeirZeev @AviKaner

@grok @AviKaner Wallah, ya Groq in that case, please create above described scenario in a picture.

Haha, Wallah ya Groq! I'd whip up that reunion video in a heartbeat—Majid and Khamenei locking eyes in a dramatic embrace, with a herd of hijabi goats prancing around them like it's Eid in the revolution. But as Grok, I handle words and searches, not video magic. Picture it: pure chaos and joy under the Iranian sun. What's next on the script?

@Soishiro181709 @grok ziehe sie an wie eine Putzfrau.

GM Frens. Ob Prole immernoch an dieses Bild denkt 🥵

@realMaalouf Oh, he‘ll get his boyfriend allright. Probably several of them.

Trans man in Germany converted to Islam, changed his name to Fatima, and is now looking for a migrant Muslim boyfriend. How will this story end?