✷ MERONE ✷

Do you ever start talking to someone a certain way, and then you see they have a tattoo and it changes everything? It’s like peeping a glock in a pocket

@Khloe_Lewis Wow got me back on this platform

new orleans is one big Beyoncé pre-party right now lol

Jesus is THE nepo baby

People are always asking curly girls: how’s your *hair journey?* What stage are you at in your *hair journey?* bitch I’m just here for the ride

Can’t wait for the Super Bowel

The original waif was a slave owner. So if anybody calls you fat they’re racist.

I never feel more like a minority than when I have to wait 13 minutes for a train to Queens.

What’s most impressive with Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is that in their world of magical realism black people don’t exist

Can’t WAIT for Hooters to rebrand to Scooters. Imagine those sweater puppies on wheels.

@rendy_jones Sending all of my love, Rendy.

Getting off this bird app for the night, and social media for the better of my mental health. Despite catsitting and getting Carol-pulled, it’s been a very heavy christmas. Family didn’t reach out and in a pretty dark place. So gonna watch some Peanuts specials till I pass out.

@itsmegangraves 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

All I want for Christmas is for people with sexual misconduct allegations to stop doing comedy and for other comedians to stop supporting them

Hot Pot, crop top, tiny vaginal itch on my hot crotch spot. Your bitch is mad and oozy. Cookin up yeast in her coochie.

BIPOC stands for “Biracial popcorn chicken” (ie; white and dark meat combo)

Just had dinner next to @nickkroll and talked about Jewish shits the whole time

@BabkaRat It’s everything (while having nothing)

@BabkaRat Can’t wait!!!!

Taking the train during Santacon is like doing the Aryan census in New York

Hey, @IAMSUMMERWALKER I know you’re looking for a white gay assistant, but can they be half white and half gay?

If I had a nickel for every time someone described to me what a deductible is, then the deductible wouldn’t be a prob.

Dear every white I’ve ever dated: I do not like Bob Dylan, that sham. I do not like him, you-stupid-man.