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@Meisrone

“How could someone so stunning, creative, and successful have such tiny tits?” —Simba, The Lion King

Katılım Haziran 2015
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✷ MERONE ✷@Meisrone·
Do you ever start talking to someone a certain way, and then you see they have a tattoo and it changes everything? It’s like peeping a glock in a pocket
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khlo
khlo@khlo_alexandria·
new orleans is one big Beyoncé pre-party right now lol
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People are always asking curly girls: how’s your *hair journey?* What stage are you at in your *hair journey?* bitch I’m just here for the ride
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Can’t wait for the Super Bowel
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✷ MERONE ✷@Meisrone·
The original waif was a slave owner. So if anybody calls you fat they’re racist.
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✷ MERONE ✷@Meisrone·
I never feel more like a minority than when I have to wait 13 minutes for a train to Queens.
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✷ MERONE ✷@Meisrone·
What’s most impressive with Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is that in their world of magical realism black people don’t exist
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✷ MERONE ✷@Meisrone·
Can’t WAIT for Hooters to rebrand to Scooters. Imagine those sweater puppies on wheels.
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Rendy Jones
Rendy Jones@rendy_jones·
Getting off this bird app for the night, and social media for the better of my mental health. Despite catsitting and getting Carol-pulled, it’s been a very heavy christmas. Family didn’t reach out and in a pretty dark place. So gonna watch some Peanuts specials till I pass out.
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big honkin caboose@itsbighonkin·
All I want for Christmas is for people with sexual misconduct allegations to stop doing comedy and for other comedians to stop supporting them
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✷ MERONE ✷@Meisrone·
Hot Pot, crop top, tiny vaginal itch on my hot crotch spot. Your bitch is mad and oozy. Cookin up yeast in her coochie.
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BIPOC stands for “Biracial popcorn chicken” (ie; white and dark meat combo)
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✷ MERONE ✷@Meisrone·
Just had dinner next to @nickkroll and talked about Jewish shits the whole time
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✷ MERONE ✷@Meisrone·
Taking the train during Santacon is like doing the Aryan census in New York
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✷ MERONE ✷@Meisrone·
Hey, @IAMSUMMERWALKER I know you’re looking for a white gay assistant, but can they be half white and half gay?
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✷ MERONE ✷@Meisrone·
If I had a nickel for every time someone described to me what a deductible is, then the deductible wouldn’t be a prob.
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✷ MERONE ✷@Meisrone·
Dear every white I’ve ever dated: I do not like Bob Dylan, that sham. I do not like him, you-stupid-man.
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