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@NolineLudick @DeanOelsch @sarstax Ugh.

@DeanOelsch Dear @sarstax. I get frustrated with corruption & load shedding, but I am grateful that I earn enough to pay tax. I know I have fewer problems as I don't have an Apple TV, car, or diesel generator. But still, please use my tax wisely to help those who really need it Many thanks.

Dear SARS. I need to submit an expense claim against my next tax payment to replace a tyre from a pothole, my geyser thermostat from loadshedding, my gate motor battery and my Apple TV as well as the diesel bill for my generator. Please let me know the process. Many thanks.

Y’all. I married him, he is asleep right next to me and our son…

Ulrich J van Vuuren following every account that gets created in SA

bouta mute "tristan", "thompson", "jordyn" and "khloe". i'm tired now

someone tell clothing stores that it’s totally okay to not crop literally every single top

@OneDayOnlycoza Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don’t live in Cape Town, So I don’t matter to you🤷🏻‍♀️

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@laurencohen @gaecokayne @KauaiSA The only thing no one needs, is your opinion ok?

@gaecokayne @KauaiSA I didn't say anything to her, but no one needs that many calories. Even after a workout

I’ll believe it’s a scary time for men the day fathers regularly teach their sons that if they’re attacked, they should scratch the perpetrator so that if they die at least we’ll have the killer’s DNA.

@OneDayOnlycoza Garmin Fenix 5S HR GPS Multi-Sport Watch

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@JamesJamesAF Some of your best work.

Something these last few days has triggered my depression and nothing seems to help. It has been the most exhausting thing trying to figure out what it was...

@peta This ain’t it.

“Traditional” masculinity is DEAD. The secret to male sexual stamina is veggies. 😉

@Deano_vW I guess you're too young to know a Greek delight named George Kiriakis

Some of you never rushed home to watch Dragonball Z on SABC at 5PM and it shows

I’m gonna marry this guy.

Jy verdien iemand wat dankbaar is om in jou lewe te wees

Say what you want about the Twilight series but the films had great soundtracks.

White girls honestly think liking Friends is a personality trait