Mel Carmichael

This is some corporate 9-5 goyslop

🚨BREAKING 🚨 Local goyim had a night

Aiyukiddingme?

@VanDykeTony16 I reckon so Tony 🤝

@MelCarmichael4 Getting after it tonight??

Simply can’t afford another @VanDykeTony16 disasterclass this weekend

@VanDykeTony16 Just remember it’s a marathon not a sprint from an alcohol standpoint

@MelCarmichael4 Well i won’t be playing in golf tournament as i was replaced so will be impossible to have another disasterclass

@Hoopss You’re retarded

I truly believe at 6’4 190-195lb and with her athleticism. That Aja Wilson could play shooting guard in the NBA .. I am not saying that she is going to Dominate but a cool 12-15pts with 3-4ast.

Let’s Go RED SOX!!

@GarfuncleCat @ellwood_marcus FUNCCCC CMON CRACKER

@MelCarmichael4 @ellwood_marcus CMONN MEL

THE HIGH POINT MOTHER FUCKIN PANTHERS HAHAHAHAHAHA BAAAAAAAANG

@rebetapp Where is the March madness deposit match 😔

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Things I’d rather do to myself than watch Aaron Judge take clutch AB’s for the team I root forever again: - Waterboarding / controlled drowning - strappado (arms tied behind back and hoisted, dislocating shoulders) - Palestinian hanging / reverse strappado - Stress positions (long-term forced standing, “shabeh”, “tiger chair”) - Forced prolonged squatting with arms extended or bound - “Parrot’s perch” suspension - The rack (medieval joint hyperextension & dislocation) - Judas cradle / “cynocéphale” - Pear of anguish / oral, rectal or vaginal expanding device - Breast ripper / iron spider - Rat torture (container + heat or incision → rats eat through body) - Scaphism (being trapped between boats, force-fed milk & honey, left for insects) - Lingchi (“death by a thousand cuts” / slow slicing) - Bamboo torture (person tied over growing bamboo shoots) - Flaying (removal of skin while alive) - Breaking wheel / Catherine wheel - Boiling / immersion in heated oil, water or pitch - Burning at the stake - Hot pincers / branding irons applied repeatedly - Falanga / bastinado (systematic beating of the soles) - Electric shocks (to genitals, tongue, nipples, rectum, ear canals) - Sexual electrocution / cattle prod to genitals - Forced insertion of objects (bottles, truncheons, live eels, etc.) - Genital mutilation with blades or crushing instruments - “Telephono” (hard slaps simultaneously to both ears → burst eardrums) - Dry submarino (suffocation with plastic bag) - Wet submarino (head repeatedly forced into water or excrement) - “La bañera” (head held underwater in filthy liquid) - Mock execution (gun to head, no bullet / simulated hanging) - Prolonged sleep deprivation (days to weeks) - White noise / sensory bombardment - Phototherapy torture (constant blinding lights) - Forced feeding through nasal tube (sometimes with rancid food) - Denial of water to the point of organ damage - “Dry beating” (severe internal injury without visible marks) - Suspension by wrists or ankles for days - “ crucifixion” tying (prolonged arms-out crucifixion position) - Chemical burns (acid, bleach, chili extract on mucous membranes) - Chili paste / pepper spray applied to genitals & eyes - Dog attacks / trained dogs used to maul - Being locked in confined space with large numbers of insects - Being locked in pitch-black isolation box (“coffin cell”) for weeks - Being forced to stand / sit on broken glass or sharp stones - Removal of fingernails / toenails with pliers - Extraction of teeth without anesthesia - Cutting / partial amputation of fingers, ears, nose - Enforced witnessing of torture / execution of family members

@VanDykeTony16 Impossible for them

Bruh 🤣🤣 i dare you people to not make it about race

@Iwannacursak @VanDykeTony16 @ellwood_marcus @GarfuncleCat Idk but I nuked it

@VanDykeTony16 @ellwood_marcus @GarfuncleCat @MelCarmichael4 is this sharp?

Marcus’s NCAA Baseball Play of the Day: High Point ML -105 The Panthers go into Spartanburg coming off a series win in Gainesville over the #9 team in the land and beating down a talented Duke Blue Devils team in the midweek Don’t overthink it. Place it.

@VanDykeTony16 Preach Tony

Democrats are truly sick individuals

@emrylaw @footy_jesus69 @JMUSportsNews Is it racism or pattern recognition?

@MelCarmichael4 @footy_jesus69 @JMUSportsNews Thanks for jumping in with your racism.

News: JMU football TE KD Mosley, a recent transfer addition, was arrested earlier this month for alleged assault and battery. His status with the Dukes is unclear, but a team spokesperson tells us they're aware of the incident. jmusportsnews.com/2026/02/16/jmu…

@emrylaw @footy_jesus69 @JMUSportsNews Black

@footy_jesus69 @JMUSportsNews What do you mean?

@rebetapp Can I get a deposit match for it 🥺

All-Star Weekend is HERE⭐🔥

@JamalHoltz Somebody bring bro a tissue

To run an ICE commercial after one of the greatest produced halftime shows, showcasing the the best of Latin culture, is fucking sickening.