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Melanie
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Melanie
@MelanieSent
Catholic Twitter’s favorite snob • Married to @CatholicJPS • Mom 💖
Katılım Ocak 2026
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Melanie retweetledi
Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots
𝓑ᥫ᭡@quesadaaa_
when u call customer support and a clanker picks up
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I’ve never been a Disney adult in any sense but this little Olaf is so freaking cute I wanna go see him
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-Well I prefer wearing bell bottoms
-I have an Afro
-I don’t like that trendy Starbucks shit
-I don’t have a canine
-I workout but I don’t go to the gym like that
-Okay, I do have an “aesthetic” IG profile but…it’s honestly a mix of “just for fun” while I think it’ll take me somewhere 👀
-yeah, I don’t really subscribe to astrology lol it’s pop science
That’s who I am :)
eevie@0xeevie
As a girl you must at all costs avoid talking to men who - wear skinny jeans - have a man bun - drink matcha - own a mini dachshund - post gym mirror selfies - have an aesthetic ig profile - ask your star sign
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@shanianottwain2 This is actually real trad - I’m just letting him lead!!!!
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@MelanieSent “Picked up as much as I could in 30 minutes”
is the realest dad shit I’ve seen on this app this year.
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@MelanieSent Gotta create private albums on iCloud or Google Photos or whatever to recreate that with your curated community only having access
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Can we invent a new social media platform that’s fresh and new bc I really love the idea of sharing pics with your community and cute life updates but without the ads, endless algorithm insanity, and the way all of the apps are trying to get your views by preying onto one of your fears it figured out from the way your smart tv connected to the same WiFi on your phone listens to you
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Melanie retweetledi
Actually it’s about the crucifixion of Jesus Christ
Heather@parismilansyd
@conservmillen Good Friday is about whatever someone wants it to be about for them - world doesn’t revolve around you.
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On the one hand modern women are annoying and demanding. But on the other hand, modern men genuinely have zero empathy and really don’t love a life of service by any means. And truly, even if you do exactly what she wants and follow her steps, it has such little merit to it. How about we bring romance back? Like geez
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Everyone is mad at this, but actually I'm on her side. Communication is fine, but your out-of-the-box settings should be compatible, communication should be about fine-tuning, not changing their entire disposition.
love drops@lovedropx
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@altnatolivia The way you’re so tone deaf about how amazing you are is genuinely amusing 😭
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Consider a Middle ground between “accidentally almost shaved my head bald” and “haven’t had a haircut in 6mo bc I’m trying to beat super Mario bros”
Ivan ⚜️@LordMasterIvan
Escape the fades, grow your hair out
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@lahill122 Seriously so fun. And it’s even more fun when we wake up at 10am
And my husband has been at work already for 2 Hours lol
I feel like a princess
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@MelanieSent Same, some mornings my 2 year old sleeps till 1030. We’re night owls and not morning people so it works for us.
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The reality is, these people’s kids legit get up at 5am. And it’s pitch black in the winter. It’s a no from me. I love love love the 9pm-9am routine. It’s sooo good. Even 10-10 is so good. Anything later is iconic for me bc I am a night owl
𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥@homemakinghunny
We are an early bedtime for the children household. They need a full nights sleep. I need silence, time to take care of myself and rest. My husband needs time to decompress. My marriage needs the chance for us to be together without being interrupted or pulled away from one another constantly. It’s win win win win all around.
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