Melanie V2

It doesn’t look like it but she snores on that picturrr, she likes shakes her beak left to right bruuuurrr

local tranny stares at the wall for 11 hours straight (state record)

@meatsweatmcgee can you see

just got into the shower with my glasses on (again) ama

I think I’ve missed my window to go reading, at least sleep is better than hurting but bleh I like buger….

She didn’t for the past 10ish months I guess new environment stress? Or happy to be back home

Guess how many times she tried to poop on my head (she didn’t try, she succeeded)

watching nl bet on babies it’s good I wonder what my stock would be…would they be like wow incredible opportunity to buy, the stock price is so low and it’s bound to go up or are they like, bleh it’s already over, just roll over and die

I’m oblivious and aspire to stay oblivious, if I’m not I want to scrub out whatever stick out and smooth it down

@ap33scap3 for a reason lmao I’d be scared he’s in my wall

as this was happening my edible was kicking in and I was cautiously checking every door and closet in my house bro had me tweaking lmao

Should I: (despite head hurts is mandatory mention)

Head hurts lol at least she sleeps on my headset while I cry to sleep

@crazy_ubumy 哇最可爱！

なんだその最小限の握手は

I don’t think they can fix me, but the botox pistol is fun and when they do the perfusion sometimes they put some soothing stuff in it

I’ve sent you my beak please respond

Migraines

@buttonneyes Yup, grandma almost deaf and it’d make me want to die each time it rang full volume

any other autistic people who hate the doorbell? it’s so loud and unexpected😭 same with alarms or phone notifications. my sound is always off because it scares me so bad

I did botox but just the migraine one fuck I should have asked neurologist to have fun with it, tbf it’s a lot of injections gets tiring after a while plus pinching muscle and all that

the winds feel good

If someone pays me I can be your sickly scheming eunuch (standard pay, holidays and accommodations according to French law)

Am a professional yearner, I want to play Inazuma eleven chrono stones but I forgot my ds even though I know it hurts to much to play lol