Mellow Mike T
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Mellow Mike T
@MellowMikeT
Don’t text me if you’re not my girlfriend. BLESSED AND HIGHLY FAVORED!
Somewhere in the 314 Katılım Ağustos 2021
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This is how my parlay got ruined?
NBA@NBA
AMEN THOMPSON TIPS IN THE GAME-WINNING @TISSOT BUZZER-BEATER FOR THE ROCKETS 🚨
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Cali folks definitely the most sensitive
OOPZ 🍄@oopzallberryz
Imma be real , California people shouldn’t give A FUCK about outside opinions about our music , we literally live in the most perfect place in the world , all these other MFs are generational inbreds who can’t even speak a sentence properly , why should we care fr ?
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White lady at the gym gonna come over and tap me the shoulder to ask if I can spray less of the disinfectant on the machines because she has bad asthma. Wtf?…gtfoh
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The Splash Zone is out!
So close to sweeping yesterday, but also kinda close to getting reverse swept so we'll take +1U of profit.
Back today with three more bangers, including two plus-money bangers. Let's go 3-0 youtube.com/watch?v=Y1WjZQ…
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After I get this haircut today, I’m outside all day for no apparent reason other than it’s nice out and I’m gonna look good
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Hate going home when I’m active but I’m trying to be a loyal boyfriend for once
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Could never be in another bitch’s face who ain’t my woman. You bitches ugly and badly built.
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I took this plexiglass screen protector off my iPhone screen and I realized my screen not even cracked. It looks so much better this way but if I drop it I’m fucked
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I threw up the U one time at Enterprise Center and had a hundred white Mizzou fans staring me down
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These are two awful college basketball teams I’m watching lol
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Soon as I live bet on Miami to cover the -8.5 spread when they went up by 10, they gave up a 9-0 run
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