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MarshMellowo☠️💉

MarshMellowo☠️💉

@MellowoMarsh

Katılım Aralık 2020
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Lyros⚠️🖤
Lyros⚠️🖤@LyrosHazard·
So I lay down to go to sleep and the fire alarm decide NOW is the moment it wants me to change the battery… at 11:30 on a Sunday night… when we don’t have any spare 9V batteries…
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Lyros⚠️🖤
Lyros⚠️🖤@LyrosHazard·
Needless to say I just popped the fucking battery out of it until the morning because I’d rather die than listen to that shit all night while trying to sleep.
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MarshMellowo☠️💉
MarshMellowo☠️💉@MellowoMarsh·
@LyrosHazard I remember someone else that wore a red plate carrier and he was pretty fucked in the head too. Just a coincidence surely...
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MarshMellowo☠️💉
MarshMellowo☠️💉@MellowoMarsh·
@LyrosHazard Buy a smoke detector and put a dead battery in it to trigger the beep then hide it and gaslight him into thinking it's all in his head
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LMG 🗡️⏱︎💜 SYNDICATE
Ngl Whenever I hit “go live” You should take that as a stop watch for me either doing: A: Whatever random chores I’m finishing up B: Going to the bathroom C: I have nothing set up and I JUST turned on my PC D: A, B, and/or C Otherwise it feels weird just sitting there like this:
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miiggsy 🍃@miiggsy

Why do some vtubers feel the need to be on their starting soon for 10+ minutes? Like if I’m a new viewer and I see that I’m leaving I’m sorry

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Lyros⚠️🖤
Lyros⚠️🖤@LyrosHazard·
I woke up this morning and had an oddly strong desire to make a double barrel shotgun from scratch…
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Lyros⚠️🖤
Lyros⚠️🖤@LyrosHazard·
So last night we got some folks together in the Dooder Den for a power scaling chart and this is what we came up with.
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Dexerto@Dexerto·
Umamusume has released an official alcoholic drink inspired by the character Vodka
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Lyros⚠️🖤
Lyros⚠️🖤@LyrosHazard·
Gun show was today and I got these for $20 each. I can’t wait to get to work on them.
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Lyros⚠️🖤
Lyros⚠️🖤@LyrosHazard·
I literally made a $60 bet with my friend not even 9 hours ago that we were gonna invade Iran within the next week.
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Midas ⚠️🕶️- SYNDICATE
Midas ⚠️🕶️- SYNDICATE@CoreOfMidas·
Lmao failed the driving exam and I quote for “not knowing how to hold the wheel” see you in 14 days miss examiner I’ll be back
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Lyros⚠️🖤
Lyros⚠️🖤@LyrosHazard·
I gotta stop posting shit when I’m struggling to stay awake cause I always fuck up the spelling or leave out a word or some stupid shit and then it pisses me off when I wake up and realize it.
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Vinyl
Vinyl@V_INYLMAN·
Got a haircut
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🤠@heavensbvnny·
Are there women out here who leave the house completely barefaced? No makeup , nothing at all, just rocking their natural look? If so, what’s that like?
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