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My therapist told me that a woman who's hyper independent usually became that way because no one ever showed urgency for her, so she learned to stop waiting and do everything on her own.

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

Me like to leave some cookie crumbs in me fur for later. Me call it second snack.

Me would share last cookie with you. 💙

I’m gonna start calling more people “cunts” and then just pretend to be British. I think British people get away with calling people cunts more

reading my old tweets like i don’t know her anymore

Me, flirting: I just made a pot roast *winks*

btw its okay to feed your car a little curb sometimes (as a treat)

@tkknowsbest2 I’ve been busy but really good thanks!! I hope you’re doing awesome 🥰

@MellyOreoh How you been

I wanna type words that are sexy but also I’m tired af so…Bed. Fuzzy Blanket. Heated massaging sleep goggles.

I love having fun

every time you like a picture of my ass it equals one spanking 🥰✨

Eat the cake...get the tattoo...dye your hair... rob the bank... just go for it

@tkknowsbest2 Hi!!

@MellyOreoh Omg hi

You can't hurt me, you're not my internal monologue

Can’t…too busy reading about a fae brute about to eat the defiant heroine’s pussy. Seriously though, HI🙋🏻‍♀️ I’m alive and well, just busy with life and have zero social battery. Miss yew much❤️

Please do yourself a favor and stop giving a fuck what people think

A very sweet and funny lady I’ve been friends with on the internet with for almost 20 years was taken by Cancer this week after fighting really hard for the last year. I’m just so sad.