Melon (Milquetoast Jeff)

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Nickelodeon’s 1999 lineup was unreal: 8 AM: Doug 8:30 AM: Rocko’s Modern Life 9 AM: Rugrats 9:30 AM: Rugrats 10 AM: SpongeBob 10:30 AM: Hey Arnold! 11 AM: The Wild Thornberrys 11:30 AM: Angry Beavers 12 PM: CatDog 12:30 PM: Aaahh!!! Real Monsters 1 PM: Looney Tunes

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I feel like Melee Ganondorf is just attempting to recreate bizzaro flame clips and selling them as new-age aura farming down airs

Supporting Donald Trump isn’t just a “difference in political beliefs” This dude has put the Obama’s faces on monkeys, has voiced harmful rhetoric towards Latinos, and lit the fire for the Jan 6th riots to occur. It IS that deep. But some of yall will never get it.

Even if it means losing a few friends. ⚖️

@DDrakgoSSBU @ssbu_bash @BeastZard @Haze_Ego To be fair, he prob would benefit from that

@MelonSSB @ssbu_bash @BeastZard @Haze_Ego I read this and deadass thought estrogen i cannot lie

Me and ang dragged beast to his first rave in San Antonio 🪅 Enjoy this filler episode. 🪩

@Carsondaoboys Genuinely I can hear maybe 2% of them, but it's way more if IWABO and Yellowcard had a kid who was best friends with the Sky Eats Airplane laptop growing up

I guess I don’t mind the I Set My Friends on Fire comparison I just don’t listen to that band at all

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A Dynamite schedule.

melee modding is insane right now

[108] SirDunk (@SirDunkTV) 2-0 Jakal [21] UPSET FACTOR 5

@UltimaShadowX For real, it's so disappointing

I had to get it for the bit, the aftertaste is awful. Why would they do this.

You can tell things are at rock bottom when Dunkin’ Donuts starts officially selling Pilk.

Been a LONG time since I commentated a set that dumb, that was hysterical

Karmanjakah

there's no point in playing out the rest of that set if you're corrin. you got neutralmogged. LRA+Start, shake the hand, go home, look in the mirror and reevaluate yourself. find god. seek therapy. grow an orchard. find peace. start a family. preferably not in a town or a city.