Melted Trashcan

Huge News: If you sit on the toilet long enough after pooping you don’t have to wipe it just dries

@DfishAfish @4ISTOOMUCH @TheRealZBird @escapefrommelos @ray_brown25 Dawg you have dozens of people who all went through the process telling you you’re wrong and you just steadfast on what you believe

@4ISTOOMUCH @TheRealZBird @MeltedTrashcan @escapefrommelos @ray_brown25 - a nigga who had 1.9 gpa in hs and went to community college for 1.5 semesters

where do people get the money for all these applications…? I applied to literally two colleges

@DfishAfish @escapefrommelos @ray_brown25 No. That’s not how it works, you are so stupid. Some schools have a fee waiver, but no, you don’t get scholarships without sending (and paying) the application fee.

@escapefrommelos @ray_brown25 YES NIGGA. THEY FIND YOU FOR scholarships a lot of the time. She’s more than likely one of the top in her state let alone class. Or they reimburse her fully after the meets the criteria. You keep showing you genius.

@JasonDoFinance @escapefrommelos @DfishAfish @ray_brown25 No, it isn’t. Not before the application is sent.

@escapefrommelos @DfishAfish @ray_brown25 I mean yeah that's how it works

@boogykeyz @tomallenoffical This is ironic, because your pfp is whiteface.

@tomallenoffical Why are you in black people business that’s the first problem

I’ll never understand why black people do this bullshit

@fast_money__ @VandyTracker @Fetty_solana @tomallenoffical The way you said Howard is valid when the other two are infinitely better

@VandyTracker @Fetty_solana @tomallenoffical Temple…be fr. Penn state is a party school. Howard is valid.

@MidyettRox @shad0va @rilste @ItsSnapCat @randomman40 @ELMAGAIN @AmandaCiavola How is being “anti-gay” the same as gay people losing rights. It’s not.

@shad0va @rilste @ItsSnapCat @randomman40 @ELMAGAIN @AmandaCiavola ...being in support of revoking the ban is anti-gay

Either hell has frozen over or we had a major shift. My oldest son, who wrote me off 5 years ago, texted me today. He changed numbers, so I have not been able to contact him. Please let this be a good shift. I miss my kid

@rilste @ItsSnapCat @randomman40 @ELMAGAIN @AmandaCiavola So, how is conversion therapy being allowed (free speech btw)… taking rights away from gay people…? Connect those dots for me… You can’t

@ItsSnapCat @randomman40 @ELMAGAIN @AmandaCiavola pbs.org/newshour/amp/p…

@randomman40 @Chanceys_sister @tellembigcheese @ELMAGAIN @AmandaCiavola You literally belong in a straight jacket and a white padded room bro.

@Chanceys_sister @tellembigcheese @ELMAGAIN @AmandaCiavola Project 2025.

@randomman40 @ELMAGAIN @AmandaCiavola YOU are the problem in this country, not people who voted for Trump. But people who think LIKE YOU.

@ELMAGAIN @AmandaCiavola If he is gay and you voted for Trump them you didn’t “go against what his friends said”. You voted for a party that would see him stripped of rights. You don’t deserve his forgiveness.

@Nicodeczy @terriblytravis @SixPathsEvolved @Ellis_ Well, that’s how it works. I didn’t decide it, and mine and your opinions on it don’t matter. That’s exactly how it works and it is what it is

@MeltedTrashcan @terriblytravis @SixPathsEvolved @Ellis_ How is that the customer's problem? Is the customer meant to pay the waiter's salaries? How do you pay someone 3$ and expect them to collect the rest from customers that have paid for their order? Makes no sense.

American tipping culture intrigues me so much. They deadass want a $120 for bringing plates to a table? Is that not a bit absurd.

@FDSVO3211 @ghetto_gronk I don’t believe those years matter to move him to 2nd all time, only for first

Pump the brakes a little bit. @ghetto_gronk He has absolutely no control on whether he gets paid the money in his contract. His contract is basically 1 year for 20 million and the raiders have the option (which they won’t) to keep him for the remaining money over the remaining years. He’ll be playing for a league minimum for the next two years. (Just over a million) with roster bonuses and whatnot. Not to mention Atlanta is paying him not really Vegas. Realistically he will be a free agent next year after collecting $20 million if he plays every game and does well.

Kirk Cousins now ranks #2 all-time in NFL career earnings: 1. Matthew Stafford — $408M 2. Kirk Cousins — $340M (after Raiders deal) 3. Tom Brady — $333M 4. Russell Wilson — $317M 5. Aaron Rodgers — $316M

@RockingSunset @glutenfreetit @Isabelletkrause I agree with that. Never said I didn’t, all I said was him calling Christianity a “fairytale” is something that 30% of the population would consider blasphemy. Two different points.

@MeltedTrashcan @glutenfreetit @Isabelletkrause The people whining about this need to touch grass and not worry about what the rest of the world is doing.

Why am I seeing Atheists celebrating Easter, what are you celebrating

@RockingSunset @glutenfreetit @Isabelletkrause 30% of the global population does

@MeltedTrashcan @glutenfreetit @Isabelletkrause

@Mayosapian @Sgussisbb @SixPathsEvolved @Ellis_ I agree with you 100%, I think it’s stupid, minimum is minimum. However the companies argue, and the government agrees, that since including tips their hourly wage is over the minimum wage, they are able to get away with paying less directly themselves.

@MeltedTrashcan @Sgussisbb @SixPathsEvolved @Ellis_ there's alot less states that require minimum wage no matter what than I thought, only ever lived west coast so assumed it was the norm. whats the point in a MINIMUM wage if it doesn't apply to some people anyways?

@Richard3363149 @Isabelletkrause It’s called faith, and Divine intervention

@Isabelletkrause Bollocks. Jesus did not rise from the dead. That is scientifically impossible unless medical attention is applied instantly. And in those days medicine was shit.

@LangzN @Isabelletkrause That… that literally sounds nothing like their post

@Isabelletkrause 🤡Christians absolutely can celebrate Easter as long as they celebrate what Easter is actually about... making money for corporations. See how fucking stupid that sounds? That's what your post sounds like. Fuck off dude :) you're a joke.

@glutenfreetit @Isabelletkrause Blasphemy.

@Isabelletkrause you don’t get to dictate what the people who don’t believe in that shit do… like shut the fuck up and stay in your lane with your FAIRYTALE

@gogalactickai @Isabelletkrause It’s the word of god

@Isabelletkrause Why do you believe in a book written by men? Edited by men to fit narratives?

@OmosegbonSamson @AndrewScandin @AdamSchefter I mean when someone like you says something so obviously retarded, like someone didn’t play in a game where their stats from that game are right fucking in front of you, then they deserve to be called a retard.

@MeltedTrashcan @AndrewScandin @AdamSchefter Using those words retarded.. how does it make you feel...it ain't worth it

Comp update: Kirk Cousins will sign a five-year, $172 million deal with the Raiders that in reality is a one-year, fully-guaranteed $20 million deal that also contains a club option for two years at $80M. The Falcons will pay Cousins $8.7 million this season, the Raiders another $1.3 million and Las Vegas also agreed to pay its new QB a fully-guaranteed $10 million roster bonus on the third day of the 2027 new league year. And maybe most notably, it also sets another new mark: this will be the 11th straight NFL season in which Cousins’ contract will be fully guaranteed.

@OmosegbonSamson @AndrewScandin @AdamSchefter Dude… do you know what a box score is? Are you actually mentally challenged? he threw 31 passes in this game. The fuck do you mean he didn’t play? This is literally the box score. God you are so fucking retarded

@MeltedTrashcan @AndrewScandin @AdamSchefter So his best defense is a game he didn't even play in? That's actually a worse argument than I expected.