Bo Melton

Who is this

I did not win any part of the $600+ mil. Please do not ask me for money.

Solitude is spending quality time with ones self . Boredom is when that quality time ends. I must be good company.

He is so upset about losing angry birds he cannot show his whole face.

She had a totally boring day.

If you guys do not start posting interesting things, I am gonna unfriend you all and find new friends.

Choose your new spouse. A gorgeous nymphomaniac with a chronic but treatable VD, or a billionaire miser with a prenup...

The pollen is at beautiful. This makes me glad i have a yellow car.

What church did he belong to? Sign me up. No wonder he never became president. Post master-schmostmaster

My favorite Ben Franklin quote "Beer is proof that God loves us"

@jennajameson i follow you. You should follow me too. I am new to this and need encouragement. Bikini pics are hot.

@KellyMcDyre Keep on dreamin. Happy St Patricks day!

Having trouble making my Guinness green. How do people do this?

Those f**ks are censoring me already.

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If you would rather receive my unrated posts please follow me on twatter. Need some unbiased information on an adult topic please check ...

G rated tweets are incredibly hard to think of. Don't know if I can handle all this pressure.

Just joined Twitter/ I promise not to be funny. Please do not follow me.