Mike Turner

@BigSnelds Local legend

Herne Bay FC 07/08 08/09 09/10 10/11 11/12 12/13 13/14 14/15 15/16 Canterbury City FC 16/17 17/18 Herne Bay FC 18/19 19/20 Canterbury City FC 20/21 21/22 Whitstable Town FC 22/23 Canterbury City FC 23/24 24/25 There’s still life in the old dog yet 🫣⚽️🐕

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When all the Cheltenham acca’s are down on day 1:

Ruben Amorim when he says his goodbyes at Man Utd…

@DannyKeyte @bookies_dream Let’s have it 🤣🤣

@bookies_dream @Melv__

If you want to win £10 do this: Roulette £10 black - if it loses £20 black - if it loses £40 black - if it loses £80 black - if it loses £160 black - if it loses £320 black - if it loses £640 black - if it loses £1280 black And so on until you’ve got your mortgage on the line and just hope you hit black before you lose your whole entire life. It’s a risk but you’re not a true punter if you don’t do it

Geezer needs a knighthood

@DannyKeyte @greggislocallfc Stop it 🤣🤣

@greggislocallfc @Melv__

Cheltenham, I am ready for you

@racingblogger @DannyKeyte

Girlfriend: Are you seriously going to sit there and gamble on horses all week Me: #CheltenhamFestival

@DannyKeyte @racingblogger 🤣🤣🤣

@racingblogger @Melv__ 😂😂😂

Girlfriend: Can't you give the Cheltenham Festival a miss this year. Me: #CheltenhamFestival

@lovell_mike @DannyKeyte Loves I’ll sign up next time we play snap me in half G. 💸🤣

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@ronlawrence09 That’s my guy!!!!!

Old dog can still produce a bit of magic 👴🏻🪄

@DannyKeyte @bet365 🤣🤣 you know you fuckin know!!

@bet365 @Melv__ 👀👀👀

Nine weeks until Cheltenham. Nine weeks until Cheltenham. Nine weeks until Cheltenham. Nine weeks until Cheltenham. Nine weeks until Cheltenham. Nine weeks until Cheltenham. Nine weeks until Cheltenham. Nine weeks until Cheltenham. Nine weeks until Cheltenham. 🗣️ The 𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙧 is approaching.

@DannyKeyte @gowens1878 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@gowens1878 @Melv__ 😂

Me n Tiger Roll between 2018-19

@HumansNoContext @JTftRickRoss

@TaylorMod @JTftRickRoss @BenBrown08

Rule number 1, always shout fore!!! 😂😂😂

@henarnold8 Go on the boy!!

@BigSnelds 🤣🤣🤣

Name : Schnelds Position : CB / CDM / SUB Previous clubs : Herne Bay, Whits, Canterbury City Got 24 x step 5 apps over previous 4 seasons due to being 3 stone overweight Can’t commit midweeks but should be available most Saturdays Looking for step 2 or higher

Fuck off 😂😂😂