PaleoRaiser

Get hugged, idiot! (tailmaws are for snugglin!)

Shurt upppp

Thirsty [gargoyle wg tf!]

Can’t work in these conditions!!

It’s awesome when they start grossly flirting with their (former) partymembers

It’s awesome when adventurers and wizards get turned into dumb monster brutes tbh, it’s awesome when they fall into acting all sleazy and raunchy,

I’d NEVER get defeated by a low level enemy- (Rimming scribble!)

(I’ve fought gods! This’ll be no sweat!) “Hello mister/miss adventurer!” (Oh, it’s kinda cute,- what am i saying?? It’s a monster!) “Your armor looks cool!” (*getting butterflies* wait, this is-) *licks its nose and wags its dumb tail* (,,,it’s kindof dreamy,,,)

Cocky adventurer raiding a dungeon and arrogantly trying to fight a kobold, unknowingly falling into the kobold’s harem dating sim aura And all it takes are a couple generic dialogue prompts before the adventurer is head over heels for the dumb little lizard

Warrior: “Alright, we’re almost to the dungeon loot. We just have to figure out how to get through this stone door-“ *reality warp wave* Gargoyle built into the door, ass out, surprised face freezing into a permanent mischievous smile, an inviting keyhole under its tail:

Kobold who jumps really high in the air and goes yippee!

I ised to think “oh, im not a kobold who yips!” but been saying yep a lot and guess what it frickin sounds like

An “(unaware)” to mix stuff up, keep you on your clawtoes!

Lotsof important words you have to read in this, like “itch” and “itch”

Itchy changes [kobold tf!]

Hard to grip with all the dough in the way,

@DarkBigE This is evil but also you’ve amazingly illustrated the prime kobold existence, gwah gwah

@MemberOfDragon You continue to think about all the perverted fantasies that bounce around your skull at work. Your boss using you as a footstool, as his personal stress relief toy, all your coworkers secretly talking about how they'd want to use you. You feel yourself starting to leak again...

Dragon who bullies their kobold by secretly casting power-word-cum and making the kobold orgasm in their pants, then making fun of the kobold for having a dumb kink for whatever they happened to be looking at at the moment. does this make sense???

@Meidnabelle at least six is such a relatable number, woaw,,

@MemberOfDragon I think I need at least six of these things running around at all times...

A kobold is a pet thatll do your chores

@DarkBigE IM SO SERIOUS I ROLLED TWO NINES WH ok but the dc for int checks has got to be easier!!! Cause of my big smarts and such!!

@MemberOfDragon For that, I'll need an INT check at disadvantage ;3c

@Bloob_burry Well i mean, that comes free with the kobold obvs!

@MemberOfDragon why have one as a pet when you could have one as a lover?

@Keyorden It’s a fair trade!

@MemberOfDragon And in return the get hugs and kisses